Hello Party People

whuddup.Amber.25.Florida

[oliver-sonntag]

[wizdomly]

“repeat after me: my body is not wrong, or ugly, too big or too thin, too pale or too dark, too broken or too strong. it is the vessel of a precious life and that is enough.”

— http://twitter.com/oyerooh/status/1046169097879408640

[jefffoxworthy]

Hi Tumblr sorry I forgot about you for like. Tee years but I’m married now and that’s cool. Here’s me today lookin at some flowers and trying to be happy

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[aidn]

when someone eats food you were saving

[jefffoxworthy]

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[halogenic]

Me

[n0tive-deactivated20180829]

Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much

[jefffoxworthy]

check out this cool thing I did today

[jefffoxworthy]

I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i just need a hug(e amount of money)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[suou-no-nioi]

This is my fucking life in a nutshell

[ljoonika-deactivated20180218]

Once at a 9 hour flight from Paris to Tokyo I had offered the guy sitting next to me a Finnish candy, Sisu (kinda like salty liquorice but not, but also not liquorice with menthol but kinda like?) He then showed me something, roughly the size of a breath mint. So I took it and put it in my mouth, because hey, they ate my Finnish Black Bomb so I’m going to taste their French Thingy.

Except it wasn’t a candy. In fact it was nothing edible. It was a fossil they wanted to show me. I just put a fossil in my mouth. Somebody else’s fossil.

It’s been 12 years and I’m still mortified.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[five-head-blog]

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

[risingtensions]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[ocelotapologist]