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okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

ptsdandflowers

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

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raisemysonbootlicker

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

gvldenhour

“I’m getting back in line.”

sniggadoodles

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

musinvenusian

BLESS ME PATRICK

lily-d247

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

ghara2

@billshitposts

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*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

merakid-0

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

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Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

tinytea

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

lonelyasf3ck

Im getting in line!

red4mario

PUT ME IN LINE

hxmidea

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

frikiskrew

Wait for it

the-darkest-of-souls

Top ten anime betrayals of all time

siryouarebeingmocked

I literally laugh every time.

nya-kin

weloveshortvideos

shadio

IM CRYING

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i’ve literally been all three of them at one time or another

marinaqua

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

osmanthusoolong

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

bradkey

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

missvoltairine-blog

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

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whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

onceiwashere

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

waspabi

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now