I can’t believe I wrote 26 headcanons about Saeran Choi. No regrets.
A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?
Math and Art. He’s super outstanding at art in particular and is very good at painting people’s portraits.
B: Do they have any allergies?
Not exactly an allergy, but he’s lactose sensitive. That doesn’t stop him from eating as much ice cream as he can in one sitting though. The regrets come later.
Nope. He’s scared of water. He’ll never say why.
D: How they react to being flirted with?
HAHA he won’t realise. He would probably accidentally call you out on it like “(Y/N), why do you keep brushing your hand against my arm?”
E: How are they with children?
He’s very reserved around people in general; he doesn’t really talk much. But he does play with children when they ask him to and you can see that he actually really enjoys himself when he’s around them. Also, can somehow calm crying children down really fast? HOW?
F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?
He can’t interact with people for the life of him. He’s extremely awkward with strangers, so he never expands his circle past the RFA. Actually, it took him a lot of time to open up to the RFA too. He finds the idea of having more than five friends exhausting.
He says he’s never flirted, but Saeran Choi is a big fat liar.
One time Seven told him to try a pickup line on you, saying that it would be subtle enough for you to fall for. Sad to say “Girl you better have a license, ‘cause you’re driving me crazy” was not at all subtle to you. You called him out and he swore to kill his brother.
He’s still going to try other pick-up lines though.
H: What is their deadly sin?
I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?
1 and a half. He has a lot of self-hatred and guilt and tends to dwell in the past, so you really have to be patient with him and convince him that he’s not a bad person.
J: What’s their sense of humour like?
Unintentional. Sometimes he’ll make a downright rude comment about someone and his frankness just comes off as absolutely hilarious to everyone.
K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?
He’s not expressive about most of his feelings but when he’s upset with someone he would definitely be vocal about it, so if he starts screaming at you, you know you’ve upset him.
L: What is their favourite board game?
Cluedo, because he’s really observant and strategic so he always wins.
M: What is their favourite dessert?
Raspberry ripple ice cream in a wafer cone.
N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?
He strikes me as someone who doesn’t really eat breakfast, but if he actually feels hungry he’d munch on some toast with an excessive amount of peanut butter on it.
O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?
If you bring up the past and blame him for the things that went down in the RFA. He feels really bad about it. After he got over blaming Rika, he started to blame himself a lot. He knows it’s partially his fault but he tries to move on from it, so instead of dwelling in the past with him, force him to look at the present.
P: How do they handle money?
He was never given the opportunity to handle money, so once he starts earning his own, he’d be really scared and paranoid about overspending and losing all his money.
He’d ask Jaehee to help him out and teach him how to do budgeting. Once he has an ample amount of savings he’d probably indulge in stuff like comic books or video games. Nothing too expensive.
HAHAHAHA NOPE. Seven’s five minutes late? Dead to him.
R: What are their hands like?
Calloused, but not necessarily dry because he has really sweaty palms. He also likes to keep his nails short and has a small birthmark on one of his knuckles.
S: How stealthy are they?
Hella. I don’t think I have to explain this.
T: Where are they ticklish?
NECK. Not very ticklish at his sides.
U: What’s their voice like?
When he’s not trying to be freaking creepy (ahem, Christmas DLC phone call), he actually has a very pleasant speaking voice. Pretty calm, not too deep, not too high.
V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?
Join forces with Seven and do whatever he tells you to do. It’s guaranteed that whatever you end up doing will annoy Saeran.
Very awkwardly. He just can’t get his hips into it.
X: What’s their most petty little secret?
He got so mad at Seven once that he dipped Seven’s toothbrush into the toilet bowl. He’s never told him.
Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?
How would my life have turned out if I’d been born into a proper, functional family?
I need to stop being so angsty.
What happens inside a caterpillar’s pupa while they’re changing into a butterfly?
In a fetal position while hugging a bolster. He can do without a head pillow but he needs the DAMN. BOLSTER.
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