I canât believe I wrote 26 headcanons about Saeran Choi. No regrets.
A: What are/were this characterâs best subjects in school?
Math and Art. Heâs super outstanding at art in particular and is very good at painting peopleâs portraits.
B: Do they have any allergies?
Not exactly an allergy, but heâs lactose sensitive. That doesnât stop him from eating as much ice cream as he can in one sitting though. The regrets come later.
Nope. Heâs scared of water. Heâll never say why.
D: How they react to being flirted with?
HAHA he wonât realise. He would probably accidentally call you out on it like â(Y/N), why do you keep brushing your hand against my arm?â
E: How are they with children?
Heâs very reserved around people in general; he doesnât really talk much. But he does play with children when they ask him to and you can see that he actually really enjoys himself when heâs around them. Also, can somehow calm crying children down really fast? HOW?
F: Whatâs one thing theyâre really bad at?
He canât interact with people for the life of him. Heâs extremely awkward with strangers, so he never expands his circle past the RFA. Actually, it took him a lot of time to open up to the RFA too. He finds the idea of having more than five friends exhausting.
He says heâs never flirted, but Saeran Choi is a big fat liar.
One time Seven told him to try a pickup line on you, saying that it would be subtle enough for you to fall for. Sad to say âGirl you better have a license, âcause youâre driving me crazyâ was not at all subtle to you. You called him out and he swore to kill his brother.
Heâs still going to try other pick-up lines though.
H: What is their deadly sin?
I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?
1 and a half. He has a lot of self-hatred and guilt and tends to dwell in the past, so you really have to be patient with him and convince him that heâs not a bad person.
J: Whatâs their sense of humour like?
Unintentional. Sometimes heâll make a downright rude comment about someone and his frankness just comes off as absolutely hilarious to everyone.
K: How do you know when youâve upset them?
Heâs not expressive about most of his feelings but when heâs upset with someone he would definitely be vocal about it, so if he starts screaming at you, you know youâve upset him.
L: What is their favourite board game?
Cluedo, because heâs really observant and strategic so he always wins.
M: What is their favourite dessert?
Raspberry ripple ice cream in a wafer cone.
N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?
He strikes me as someone who doesnât really eat breakfast, but if he actually feels hungry heâd munch on some toast with an excessive amount of peanut butter on it.
O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?
If you bring up the past and blame him for the things that went down in the RFA. He feels really bad about it. After he got over blaming Rika, he started to blame himself a lot. He knows itâs partially his fault but he tries to move on from it, so instead of dwelling in the past with him, force him to look at the present.
P: How do they handle money?
He was never given the opportunity to handle money, so once he starts earning his own, heâd be really scared and paranoid about overspending and losing all his money.
Heâd ask Jaehee to help him out and teach him how to do budgeting. Once he has an ample amount of savings heâd probably indulge in stuff like comic books or video games. Nothing too expensive.
HAHAHAHA NOPE. Sevenâs five minutes late? Dead to him.
R: What are their hands like?
Calloused, but not necessarily dry because he has really sweaty palms. He also likes to keep his nails short and has a small birthmark on one of his knuckles.
S: How stealthy are they?
Hella. I donât think I have to explain this.
T: Where are they ticklish?
NECK. Not very ticklish at his sides.
U: Whatâs their voice like?
When heâs not trying to be freaking creepy (ahem, Christmas DLC phone call), he actually has a very pleasant speaking voice. Pretty calm, not too deep, not too high.
V: Whatâs the easiest way to annoy them?
Join forces with Seven and do whatever he tells you to do. Itâs guaranteed that whatever you end up doing will annoy Saeran.
Very awkwardly. He just canât get his hips into it.
X: Whatâs their most petty little secret?
He got so mad at Seven once that he dipped Sevenâs toothbrush into the toilet bowl. Heâs never told him.
Y: What is one question theyâve always wanted an answer to?
How would my life have turned out if Iâd been born into a proper, functional family?
I need to stop being so angsty.
What happens inside a caterpillarâs pupa while theyâre changing into a butterfly?
In a fetal position while hugging a bolster. He can do without a head pillow but he needs the DAMN. BOLSTER.
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