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I'm Andrew and I'd die for Roadhog.

[joematar]

[ghostextremist]

[ubercharge]

before i go to bed i want to show you guys this skype emote. funny right

i wanted to put it on discord so i had to shrink the file but the first time i tried to do that i fucking RUINED IT

[eliastheflyest]

me when i have to read these posts about spongebob being a powerbottom

[ubercharge]

you really just made me read that huh

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

i lose my shit at this post every time

[ok-dingo]

hey look the latest splatfest results are in

[ok-dingo]

I hate that I have to reblog this every splatfest

[pissvortex]

film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures

[pissvortex]

news report: 500 babies dangling precariously from the edge of a volcano

random film director who REALLY wants an oscar:

[pinche-aquarius]

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

what did we do to deserve animal crossing. like how did nintendo know it was always a dream of mine to live in a cute pink house and befriend talking deer and hamsters

[alchemeia-deactivated20190319]

fun fact animal crossing was developed with themes of moving from loneliness towards community and building friendships because the creator, katsuya eguchi, felt that same sort of isolation when he moved from chiba to kyoto and realized how much he missed that connection between himself and his friends and family

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

this is such a good addition i never knew about thank you!

[jelfonzos]

whys there a creepypasta fandom in 2018. why do i still use this blog. why am i here. follow my new blog plz its @bawafrog

[jelfonzos]

goin back to ma roots

[iguanamouth]

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

[minmoh-remade-deactivated201811]

its fine

[iguanamouth]

its fine

[dirtylittledamsel]

me at work: god working with straight people is so exhausting i need more gays

*management hires another gay*

me:

[thevideogameartarchive]

Renders of Mario and Peach, from Mario Golf on the Nintendo 64.

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[trilllizard666]

when her golf form terrible but you’re stuck trying to figure out how to tell her without seeming rude because she’s a fucking crown princess but it’s midswing and the tension mounts in you, and the worry about her barely knocking the damn thing off the tee and having it roll away starts to slowly consume you so you remain transfixed, silent, paralyzed. as you gaze down upon her stupidly crossed legs. what the FUCK is she doing? has she never played this before? you regret inviting her already. you swear you saw that motherfucker bowser by the clubhouse in a golfcart, already drunk. what’s he gonna think? is he gonna laugh? is he going to try to kidnap peach again? what does he even do with her when he kidnaps her? the sun bears down upon you in this strangely white void and you try to think when you drank water last, and you can’t recall.

[sunflower-cane]

Hypervigilance can cause fatigue guys. PTSD can cause fatigue, anxiety and depression can cause fatigue, Bipolar can cause fatigue, any and all mental illnesses can.

Please understand if youre mentally ill and physically or emotionally fatigued, that is not you being lazy! It is your body and brain being tired of fighting your illness! You are tired because youve been fighting.

This struggle you are going through is real, please do not let yourself or anyone invalidate you further by saying youre lazy.

[triforce-princess]

[isabelleaspin]

[gay-irl]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[scumfuckus]

apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

[scumfuckus]

[waluigikin]