i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosimo Galluzzi

Origami Around

JVL

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
tumblr dot com
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blake kathryn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Kaledo Art

if i look back, i am lost
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dirt enthusiast
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

shark vs the universe
Three Goblin Art

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@jelliebean
i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services
my hamburger ass could never be helped
as per my last straw,
Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
lying in front of the street cleaner
did the street cleaner believe you?
it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people
I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
don’t you just hate it when 🚙
um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]
can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.
do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf
i need to [remembers suicide jokes lower your self esteem] free the four divine beasts and vanquish calamity ganon
Guys do you think she’s excited
CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!
every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.
DuckDuckGo's new search feature comes as the internet is being flooded with AI-generated slop.
The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.
Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on
Another tip for DDG - if you want to permanently get rid of DDG's AI features (which you can turn off in settings, but only temporarily) - for now you can just use noai.duckduckgo.com as your search engine. Works as advertised in the name.
sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead