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i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

sunshinerotting

my hamburger ass could never be helped

justsomeguycore

as per my last straw,

draconym

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

tonysopranoproskater69420

lying in front of the street cleaner

nic0las-uncaged

did the street cleaner believe you?

tonysopranoproskater69420

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

100493503004422

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

big8cola

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

saipng

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

felikatze

do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

felikatze

i need to [remembers suicide jokes lower your self esteem] free the four divine beasts and vanquish calamity ganon

my-heart-of-heart

Guys do you think she’s excited

dr-paint

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

avioletmoonrise

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

visit-ba-sing-se

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

patheticperipatetic

DuckDuckGo's new search feature comes as the internet is being flooded with AI-generated slop.

The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.

Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on

rhetoricandlogic

Another tip for DDG - if you want to permanently get rid of DDG's AI features (which you can turn off in settings, but only temporarily) - for now you can just use noai.duckduckgo.com as your search engine. Works as advertised in the name.