I'm just here to post terrible drawings and ideas. | ᕙ(^▿^-ᕙ) | Please don't copy my art, and just credit me when reposting, I guess (?) | Insta - @jelly_goround
In Napoli, Italy, the don of Passione sat in his office, thinking about what happened 6 years ago. He was Giorno Giovanna, the very person who overthrew the former boss. A humanoid figure, floating beside him, was awaiting his command. This figure was covered in gold, designed with strange but complimentary patterns. As it drew nearer to the don, Giorno addressed his stand.
“Gold Experience...Requiem.”
“Yes.” A monotone voice replied. Unique, human-looking eyes slowly turned to the user. “Diavolo...where is he now?” The golden stand stared at the blond, a bit taken aback by his question. “Why would you ask?” Giorno, not hesitating, said “I’d like to speak to him, if I can.”
“Speak to him?”
“Yes. I have a few questions for him.”
“...Very well.”
GER backed away from him, giving the stand some space. He opened a loophole, in time, to the location of the former boss. There, he could see the old man sitting on a log near a pond. He was waiting for his next unexpected death, trying to delay it as long as possible. Diavolo heard footsteps coming near him, instantly darting his eyes towards the sound.
“Long time, no see, Diavolo.”
“...Why are you here?”
(Time skip by King Crimson. Giorno asks Diavolo some questions about him, and why he pursued a life of crime and hatred.)
Giorno, looking back at the older man, gave one final query. “I have one more question…” He sighed, releasing all of the tension in him. “Do you...believe in gravity? That there is a reason...a reason, for why I met you, of all people, who could’ve been a mafia boss. That you had a fate to be overthrown by me. That fate...perhaps, made you a stepping stone towards my dream…”
“...”
“I guess so. Fate...I always thought, could be changed. I used my stand’s ability to predict the future of what could happen, and to avoid mistakes. It was always right at predicting events clearly.”
The don was confused. “Then...why was I able to defeat you, even if you saw it coming?” Diavolo looks down at the reflective pond. “Who knows…” he said flatly.
A moment of silence fell between the two.
Sighing, Giorno got up from the ground. “I guess that will be all for today. Well, I’ll be going now. Thank you for answering my questions, Diavolo.”
“Sure, just don’t ever come back…” Diavolo replied.
Giorno slightly frowns at the older man’s words, but doesn’t say anything. GER opens up the exit, and Giorno prepares to leave. Diavolo, under his breath, whispered, “Cannoli-haired bastard…” A small, almost barely heard sound was made.
After Giorno left him alone, all was now quiet. Diavolo stared back at the pond, still thinking about the conversation that took place earlier.
Small, water ripples were visible on the surface. As Diavolo watched them, they became bigger, and bigger. Out of the pond came a crocodile, large enough to swallow a person. The animal’s eyes darted to the pink-haired man. He was frightened, and tried to escape from it’s jaws.
Tried.
A scream was heard.
The crocodile returned to the water, and not a single soul was seen on the pond’s bank.
. . .
small thing I made. don’t know why, but it came out like this.
Pseudonyms! Use them! Even if it’s a nickname, a favorite character’s name, a letter, your username, use a pseudonym. Especially if you have a unique name
Private information is PRIVATE. Last name, age, full birthday. Things that could be used to identify you should not be shared. Remember those “enter anyone’s name and learn everything about them” websites? They aren’t kidding around, and they’re dangerous.
Your house is your business. Don’t share your home address, school name, city, even sharing what state you live in could be risky. There’s no reason for people online to need to know this, there’s no reason for people online to ask for it. This is a red flag
Pictures are worth a thousand words. Take note of what’s in pictures you post. Can you see a state flag? A pet’s collar with a home address on it? Does that screenshot have your phone number in it? Be careful with EXACTLY what you post.
Once you post it, it’s not yours anymore. Anyone on the internet can share a post, take screenshots, repost to other websites, send to other people, etc. Once you post something, what happens to it is out of your hands. Make sure you be careful with what you post.
Face and voice can reveal a lot about you. They can reveal age, agab, in some cases they can be used to determine where you live (accents anyone?) be careful.
Please kids on the internet, BE SAFE. Remember these are strangers. Remember the internet is full of real people with their own motives and intentions. Remember that you can’t control the internet. Please please PLEASE be safe!
*excitedly waves hands in the air and acts like a five-year-old at a carnival*
Melone: Aren’t you gonna mention that I’m back?
Author: You just did.
Melone: I- (sighs and face palms in disappointment because he wanted a grand ‘welcome back’)
*cheese man snickers at melon head’s reaction. ham man ‘tch’-ed at the scene*
Risotto: Where’s Buccellati and his men?
Melone: Couldn’t come today, sadly.
Formaggio: Did something happen to that kid?
Author: Narancia?
*Formaggio nods*
Author: Narancia decided to pick up a dog in the street. He and Mista played tag with the pupper. The dog...unfortunately, had rabies. Both of the boys were sent to the hospital, and Bruno has been worried non-stop. I remember hearing Abbacchio chuckling and Fugo face palming, while Bruno was panicking.
*Michael Jackson appears through a mirror in the room. he faces the Author with a questioning look*
Illuso: How did you know Fugo was face palming?
Author: I figured he was extremely mad at their stupidity, but couldn’t shout at them just yet.
Prosciutto: And the Boss?
Author: Giorno’s busy finding Diavolo in his infinite death loop to ask him a question. So, Melone, care to tell them today’s topic?
Melone: (smiles) Gladly. Ahem...why do you all look so beautiful?
Illuso: I always do. (smiles proudly and smug)
*author kicks his face back into the mirror*
Illuso: Ow-
Ghiaccio: What do you mean by that?
Author: I’m asking why you people look amazing. Like...how? I mean, look at this:
*author shows a group picture of them. then the author proceeds to cry from their beauty*
Author: (whispers) Honestly, very single character from this series look way too hot-
Author: Ahem- See...!?
Melone: (smirks) I never knew you looked at us like that-
*author smacks him the the face*
Author: I’ve never even seen a single person here look sleep deprived.
(A/N by Melone [he’s alive] appears: please go and get sum shut eye if you lack sleep, lovely viewers~)
Prosciutto: I don’t see why we need to discuss this. Everyone was just made this way.
Author: Not me. (sadly smiles in the pain of sleep deprivation)
Author: But still, would a normal person be able to look this good-
*shows a picture of bloodied ham man*
Author: -when they’re on the verge of death? (A/N: no pun intended-)
*everyone eyes ham man*
Prosciutto: ...
Prosciutto: Where did you even take that?
*everyone eyes the author. the author sweats profusely*
Author: No one needs to know that...
*rice breaks the silence*
Risotto: Like Prosciutto said earlier, we all just happen to look like that.
*author smacks her/his/their hands on the table aggressively, and starts shouting at them*
Author: I WILL NOT STOP QUESTIONING YOU UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER! TELL ME, WHAT TYPE OF SORCERY IS THIS!?
Ghiaccio: STOP (beep) SHOUTING YOU (beep) (beeep)!
*the author and Ghiaccio start a screaming contest. the author dies, and Formaggio and Illuso are laughing at the scene in front of them. Risotto just sighs. Prosciutto receives a call from Pesci. He passes on the call to Melone*
*Melone’s face lights up at the message he’s given*
*melon taps the author’s shoulder*
Melone: Pesci’s here...with the guest.
Author: Oh...wait, let me prepare-
*author gets the microphone and calls the audience’s attention*
Author: AHEM- I’m typed that for around 3 times already- But, I’d like everyone to please welcome our new and first ever guest, Araki!
Araki: It’s nice to finally meet you all.
Pesci: Sorry I’m late...
Author: It’s okay Pesci.
Author: So, Araki...with this show’s question, tell me, why do your characters look so...dazzling?
Araki: Because, I drew them at way. Over the years of making JOJO, I’ve been improving my art style and story writing skills. As an author/mangaka, I find it important to grow, and, I wanted to continually show my best effort to those who see my work. I want to give them the best I have, the moment I have it.
Melone: Truly inspiring...(sheds a tear)
Formaggio: Now...did you get your answer, Author?
Author: Firstly, thank you Araki, for giving such a wonderful speech here, today at our show. (smiles at Araki) Secondly...no, I still don’t get why you all look beautiful.
*everyone except the author groans in frustration*
Melone: Well, because this show is getting to long, I’m afraid we’ll have to end it here.
Illuso: I guess some idiots can’t understand simple concepts...
*author glares at Illuso*
Melone: Thank you all for watching this and have a great day. Don’t forget to like this and follow our channel! It’d really mean a lot to us~ (smiles with a wink and poses with peace signs)
2087
stormborns
titsay
kianamaiart
gummygunk
ellievsbear
romaincrisis
izzy806