Jelly vs. The World

Trash blog for my trash needs

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[midnightruin]

I love abandoned ruins so much

[signalrun-deactivated20190312]

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

[cilly-murphy]

But, to me, Van Gogh is the finest painter of them all. Certainly, the most popular, great painter of all time, the most beloved. His command of colour the most magnificent. He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray, but to use your passion and pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and magnificence of our world… Noone had ever done it before. Perhaps noone ever will again. To my mind, that strange, wild man who roamed the fields of Provence was not only the world’s greatest artist, but also one of the greatest men who ever lived.

[noelyely-deactivated20200826]

EA: People just don’t like single player games anymore.

People:

[catlips001]

Pokemon Go

“get the fuck up, grab your phone, and catch pokemon outside you lazy shit.”

Pocket Camp

“Outside sucks. Take this outdoor simulator and feed a cat some peaches in your room”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

[thismachineplaysme]

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

[betterthankanyebitch]

[tall-butt]

top ten Amy Santiago moments, requested by anonymous (click gifs for commentary)

[naruhoe-deactivated20220131]

being held??????? holding someone?????????!!??????? fuck

[carazelaya]

[itsdaniclayton]

Where is my dog? Aren’t you standing right next to him? This bitch? Please.

[thursday]

[petersquilll-deactivated2018092]

Jim and Joyce as parental figures to Eleven from 1x07 | 2x09 

[glumshoe]

Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

[glumshoe]

Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”

It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.

[fieldbears]

Please let Edgar know that I love him

[unlicenseddrsexymd-deactivated2]

Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him.

[tokkimuu-deactivated20210911]

@krowsfeet

[osanzo]

NETFLIX I AM A GROWN ASS MAN AND IF I WANNA WATCH KIDS STUFF ON MY NETFLIX THEN YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I’M GOING TO AND I DON’T NEED YOUR GODDAMN JUDGEMENT ABOUT IT

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

[boo-boo-the-fool-strikes-again]

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

[weavemama]

RIGHTFULLY 👏🏾 CREDIT 👏🏾 PEOPLE’S 👏🏾 WORK

[dailystrangerthings]

The Stranger Things boys for Nylon Magazine.