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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.

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Couldn’t scroll

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I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

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Reblog

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For one of the sweetest girls I ever knew ❤️

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For you Reagan, never forget

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For you Maya❤️ when we were little we promised each other to be best friends forever and even though you’re not here anymore, we keep this promise in our hearts. One day we will meet again. I love you so so much❤️

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

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Seriously thank you.

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I will always reblog this.

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Can I be honest, I think if we went back in time and told that “MYRRH-DER” “*gasp* Judas! No!” joke to a group of medieval peasants they would completely and utterly lose their shit. They would be grabbing each other and crying with laughter. idk I just love the thought of a joke created through a modern, 21st century medium being accessible and enjoyable for devout practising Catholics hundreds of years ago

defunctaccount

You’d be burned as a heretic, but sure, imagine they’d laugh.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

No, you really wouldn’t.

When I wrote this post I specifically had in mind the liturgical plays enjoyed by medieval folks, especially from the 14th century onwards. These plays were once performed at liturgies, in Latin, under the direction of the priest or bishop, but later became plays that were enjoyed on the village green, recited in English, and performed and produced by players. Gradually, more and more comedic and farcical elements crept into the plays, because that’s what audiences loved and demanded.

They would tell the lives of saints and Bible stories such as the Fall of Man, Noah’s Ark and the Nativity. Because plays were enjoyed at carnivals and because religious spirit and merrymaking aren’t incompatible, certain characters became humorous and stereotyped. For example, Noah’s wife was a shrew who would smack her husband to get him into the ark, Herod was a ludicrous, blustering tyrant and poor old Joseph was particularly derided and used as comic relief, especially in the Nativity plays. Apparently, being cuckolded by God was not the way to appeal to a medieval man, though he would gain respect after the Reformation.

In the context that medieval peasants watched and loved ribald and slightly irreverent liturgical plays, something that would later evolve into the English stage as we know it in Shakespeare, it is entirely accurate and harmless to think that during a Nativity play the last wise man might say “I bring thee myrr…” and after Jospeh has thanked him, he would unmask to reveal his red hair (sorry guys Judas was ginger) and exclaim “MYRR-DRE!” causing Joseph to gasp and cry “JUDAS!! NAY!!” and probably trip over himself falling backwards, to the unparalleled surprise and delight of the devout medieval peasants who, guess what, still have a damn sense of humour.

the-last-teabender

Medieval mystery plays are SO my jam because they really Did Not Care and were very much in it all for a goode tyme

Like they didn’t even care about accuracy at all. My favourite Noah play has Noah and his wife fighting and at one point he’s just like ‘Jesus Christ, woman!’ And idk why but it’s just hilarious af to me that Noah was so pissed off at his wife he foretold the Messiah.

Seriously, THIS is what I mean when I say Christianity looked very ‘secular’ in the Middle Ages.

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The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

cuntybearjamboree

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

dancing-coyote

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

msculper

i’m sorry but half of these were FORMATIVE BOOKS OF MY LIFE AND EDUCATION

honey-sunny-bee

One of my teachers told me this story about how he was teaching Fahrenheit 451, and a mom found out that it said g**d***. She took it to the principal of the school raving about how it was inappropriate for her child to be reading and how it was so bad.

The principal looked at her and calmly asked, “Do you know what the book is about?”

“No, I just know that it swears and takes the Lord’s name in vain and it’s bad and should be banned!” or something like that

“Ma'am, this book is about how we shouldn’t ban books.”

And the lady just goes, “Oh.” And she walked out.

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you are perfect.

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My 4 moods

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reblog if you’re the worst

Dying rn

@butterynutjob

He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.

spellbound7

While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).

writing-while-female

Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.

No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).

The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.

Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.