[danger]

[sculpturesix]

[trashicorn]

Instagram: @daniellemetz

[methko-deactivated20190309]

[s-ensitivus]

[dashaenka]

[iloveu]

x

[aidashakur]

[onlytwitterpics]

[beboycowbop]

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

[injuries-in-dust]

If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

[zaffre-amethyst]

Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh

[ginger-ale-official]

This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒

[syrva]

Ghibli knew what was up

[my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck]

just because i needed an approximate visual scale on this

[zootedboy]

*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick

to show u that i love u

*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u

[dechirement-deactivated20180103]

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gobblechopstv]

[klubbhead]

Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch

[theweirdwideweb]

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude