Hi. Hello. Yo 👋🏼

Instagram: Jemmypuddleduck (I use IG more than Tumblr.) I like nails and food. Lots of food.

[jemziiepuddleduck]

Hello 👋🏼

It's me.. I've been wondering if aft... I feel like Adele right now.. 😂 Anyone still following me who I used to talk to?! It's been a while. Kelsey, if you are lurking, I still think about you and wonder how you're doing! ☺️

[jemziiepuddleduck]

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/2015/03/manicure-monday-2nd-march-2015#.VPR-zkf47CQ

Please vote for my nails in Grazias Manicure Monday! (@j3mmypuddleduck)

Thank you so much if you do!

[jemziiepuddleduck]

Please vote for me! (@j3mmypuddleduck)

Thank you so much if you do!

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

[mutant-city-girl]

sailorashleynicoli

bahaha you know

[staypozitive]

[darrenstummy-moved-deactivated2]

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

[jemziiepuddleduck]

Today I received a lovely little package of nail stencils from @nails_redesigned to review. I honestly couldn't be happier with them! Full review will be up tonight :) also used some embellishments from @shesellsseashellsuk for this mani #nails #nailart #zigzags #chevrons #colorclub #holigraphic #holo #nailartoohlala #shesellsseashellsuk #anchors #aengland #tristam #nailpolish #nailvarnish

[jemziiepuddleduck]

Don't poo in my hat

I didn't poo in your hat, you did ;)

[jemziiepuddleduck]

I don't wanna suck your nan don't be a wally mr lolly

MR LOLLY!!!!! ;)

[jemziiepuddleduck]

Hi I fink u r well fit n I wnt 2 fart on ur gash n make it quiver lol so wuu2 n do u fink am bang tidy lyk shit covered toez n dildoz?

Omg they've finally come through LOL 'hi i fink u r well fit n i wnt 2 fart on ur gash n make it quiver lol so wuu2'

You know how to make my day babe ;)

[jemziiepuddleduck]

Blogpost now up! Link in my bio for the next half an hour :) #aengland #rosebower #nails #nailpolish #nailvarnish #instanails #nailstagram

[jemziiepuddleduck]

A England - Rose Bower, super pretty! Blogpost coming on this later tonight! #aengland #rosebower

[jemziiepuddleduck]

Chubby Owl Polish - Spring Collection!

[looksdelicious-blog]

[inspiring-pictures]

[psych-facts]

The greatest gift you can give someone is the space to be his or herself, without the threat of you leaving.

Kai, Lessons in Life #39 (via psych-facts)

[simsgonewrong]

Come, sit down.

[thefruitythebooty]

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’