i was born with glass bones and paper skin;

Ms. Mowry; my goal was to become a famous dancer but instead I teach small humans how to play Hot Cross Buns in the key of C every #blessed afternoon.

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TEXT ✉ Venom Drinker

Teagan: yeah, it was gross af.

Teagan: bc i get into certain moods that aren't good for public settings...

Jena: So, what you're saying is that you're a party foul?

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TEXT ✉ [SEBASTIAN]

Seb: Not the kind of thing one talks about like this.

Jena: You don't like talking?

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TEXT ✉ [Satan]

Evan: It's true. And why I'm skipping out for Thanksgiving again and leaving you free to get all the free food you want.

Evan: biach, biach, biach

Evan: It's a sign of a deluded and insane mine to think that /I/ of all people am good.

Evan: Sure, why not?

Jena: I do enjoy free food :/

Jena: ur rly rude wow

Jena: maybe but idk your mom is supposed to think you're nice so like idk

Jena: Because there's so much I could do with that how are you not worried

Jena: oh I get it

Jena: ur a liar :/

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TEXT ✉ [SEBASTIAN]

Seb: Nothing to do with money.

Jena: Then what is it? :c

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TEXT ✉ [Satan]

Evan: Oh... I was just trying to insult her. I've never bothered to eat her turkey.

Evan: hahaha no. He's so mine, don't even try it biach.

Evan: She does and it's horribly annoying.

Evan: Besides, what's there to learn about me? I'm an open book!

Jena: Mhmmmmmm

Jena: you biach me I'll 86 you into Siberia

Jena: I think it's nice idk

Jena: really? So I could ask and you'd just be like yes Jena, that's true

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TEXT ✉ [Satan]

Evan: Huh? No! It's because then I wouldn't have to put up with you. If you go to my mom's place that kills two annoying birds with one over cooked turkey.

Evan: Back off! The man is mine, even if he kills me!

Evan: Information about what? My mom thinks the sun shines out of my fucking ass.

Jena: Well now that you've told me she overcooks the turkey I kind of don't want to

Jena: This is gonna be just like Faking It. I'm Karma, you're Shane. Phoebe's Dad is Owen and he will be mine

Jena: Does she really? See, I've already learned something.

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TEXT ✉ [Satan]

Evan: Oi! Rude! Though actually probably for the best.

Evan: If you do come, I have dibs on her father, js.

Evan: Eat everything and never say thank you. No one will ever know.

Jena: Wait why

Jena: Are you trying to woo her :/

Jena: It's open season on Mr. Marsh tbh Pheebs told me herself so u better hope I don't show up

Jena: damn you're hardcore. How do you know I won't be there just to dig for information?

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Graham waited patiently, trying to reach out and catch her, even when she had leaned close, only to not grip fast enough. “Hey, wait –” Quickly standing he grabbed her middle, pulling her up against him. “You aren’t unlovable.” 

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Flailing her arms around, Jena kicked and pouted at him, but also, mostly at herself. “Hey. I can get up on my own you know.” She slurred. “And yeah, yep, I am.”

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“I’m not sure. A kid’s parent gave it to me when they passed math so it might be” She shrugged, not really caring where it came from as long as it tasted good. “So, here’s to Mrs Johnson, I guess?” She raised her glass before drinking it’s contents.

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“You got this from a parent? Damn. Math people must be way cooler than piano people.” She pouted, feeling sorry for herself for just a moment. “Yeah, shit. Here’s to her and here’s to that job.”

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TEXT ✉ [Satan]

Evan: By all means, go! I'll be off with Marshy anyway and it might get her off my back for once.

Jena: Oh yeah, Phoebe told me that. It made me back out of begging her 4 her love and turkey

Jena: mkay, I'll pull up urban dictionary before I go to make sure I sound just like you :*

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“Yeah? Can I see your birth certificate then? Jena Pizazz Mowry?”

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“Actually, no. It’s lost in the depths of a deep dark and scary place, a place I never go. Sorry.”

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TEXT ✉ [Satan]

Evan: Stilts.

Jena: tbh if I say yes would you let me try and actually have thanksgiving with your mother

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TEXT ✉ [PHOEBE]

Phoebe: You wouldn't REALLY be #homewrecking

Phoebe: It's saved for rare occasions. It might be harder though since I can't rly reach his face. I could kick his knees!

Phoebe: help what

Jena: Oh :/ well still. Family stuff is weird business

Jena: You're so cute stop I'm so mad why am I not more like you

Jena: omg nothing I'm just a mess

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TEXT ✉ [OLIVER]

Oliver: Of course

Oliver: My grandparents love you. You know that

Jena: :/ I make inappropriate jokes and my only talent is noodle cooking

Jena: That sounded like an inappropriate joke but... it wasn't...

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TEXT ✉ [Satan]

Evan: You can put on a costume and go over to my mom's place for me?

Jena: won't she notice the height difference

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TEXT ✉ Venom Drinker

Teagan: Pretty much, only instead of Turkey most people have Liver and Onions. However, I've never touched that in my life.

Teagan: Oh God I can see this ending in an interesting way.

Teagan: H.O.L.Y S.H.I.T

Teagan: Me drunk on a holiday isn't a good idea though.

Jena: ew

Jena: wait why