Bitch, be cool! @jenchilada - Tumblr Blog

Found this critter struggling to find its way off my mirror so I gave it a "branch" to grab onto. Is it a baby stick bug?

#what is this

I made a brekkie

Now I need a nap.

#breakfast

Does Santa look like Billy Bob, or do I just want a "Bad Santa" advent calendar that desperately?

(You ain't going to s-h-i-t right for a month.)

#advent calendar #bad santa

Blowhard. Also, I made a wish because 1:11.

#messy #candles

Whoever "chopped" the lettuce in this bag of salad mix is fucking fired. 🤖

#foodfail #sadsalad

I miss the old internet. When not everything ended in an endorsement linked to an affiliate product I'm not even remotely interested in, or a shameless sales pitch. I miss the days when a finger wag from some "influencer" didn't send me into a blind rage. Fuck your finger. I do what I want. God, I'm so damn old.

I made some lovely gluten free cheddar jalapeño bread today. I hate waiting for the bread to cool off.

#gluten free bread #gluten free jalapeño bread

Who even wants this, but more importantly, does it come with a wine cooler?

#jeterdrinkswinecoolers

I realize it's not the same technology, but I have lost count of how many times my roomba has slammed into my chair in the last 5 minutes while I'm trying to work in illustrator, and I really have no hope for safe self-driving vehicles in my lifetime.

#roomba harassment #abouttolosemyshit #thatcarpettho

Whoever made this just made my whole damn day.

I've been having such a shitty week, but now, I feel straight up lovey-dovey. Poutine, u complete me.

#poutine #food #bbq chicken

What did one bagel half say to the other?

I feel like one is definitely saying, "Hey, fuck you buddy!" (In a Terrance and/or Philip voice)

#angry bagel #food

Seems messed up to leave this poor delicious, busted little cookie for someone else. Better eat it myself.

#gluten free #food

I need more sleep. Today I heard a song that I didn't recognize on my Amazon music station. I clicked over to see who it was : "William Patrick Corgan". I was like, who the eff is that, and convinced myself that, ooooh it must be Billy's son or whoever. I'll give it a listen. Imagine my surprise when he sounded juuuuust like Billy Corgan. Gaaah.

#you damn fool

Braid the hard ummalleable twine in the hot summer's dirt.

#home movies #rabbit troop sucks #flowers #container gardening

Leftover steak = Nachos

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Bitch, be cool!