damn danielle

i want to be acknowledged

[sixpenceee]

New York-based artist and CollegeHumor head illustrator Jacob Andrews has plucked some of the most spine-tingling two-sentence horror stories from the depths of Reddit, and turned them into a short series of chilling comics. 

[gangsters-wife]

[jenifer-aniston]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[robertwire]

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

[coolthingoftheday]

#indoorgardening

[xeduo]

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

[mimundoentrelibro-deactivated20]

[lackyannie]

in any language, we know this pain

[alternativecheese-deactivated20]

this is fucking funnier in spanish

[cynicz]

[britneytribalspears-deactivated]

peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

[trillowsmith-deactivated2014060]

Ramen is 4/$1 you dirty broke bitch

[babybattershawty-deactivated201]

2016 really is the year of the savage

[refinery29]

[ruff-tiger-shutdown-deactivated]

I don’t reblog often, but this comes straight into the message I’m trying to deliver, and is a beautifully shared experience. Just be yourself

[tpolisher]

🙌🏽

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[babyanimalgifs]

[hotvampireadjacent]

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

[indycat]

[pleatedjeans]

[meanplastic]

[surprisebitch]

me as a parent

[deratyzacja-deactivated20151110]

[cultapprop]

Homophobia