Jenju

Mlb, Maribat, genshin fan!! I make art and commissions are open!! Tt; jenjubili

[theladylu]

in progress bookmark for one of my FAVORITE daminette series, Apron Strings by dreamsof_moonlight on AO3!!

i wanted to do a series of daminette bookmarks, but think i should switch paper... textured seemed like a great idea at first 😭😭

[krystalmelodie]

Mexico winning on the last day of pride month oh I’m sure 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈

[jenjubili]

my oc in UA P.E uniform hehe (i was too lazy to do lineart...)

[batsandbugs]

Bruce Wayne's Headache Classification System

Chapter 5 Snippet (heyo I ain't dead!)

Damian growls. “I told you to cease your baseless slander of Marinette. You continued to do so, and I demonstrated the consequences of such a poor decision.” 

“Aww are you sad because I’m being mean to your little girlfriend?” Jason mocks, grin jagged like spikes. “Grow a pair Dami.” 

“How about I take yours for recompense,” his youngest hisses. 

“Enough!” Bruce orders, using the voice his kids knew meant business. “You both are acting like children.”

[sidsinning]

Oh???? Did I just see Eloise finally get some deserved lashings for her woman-hating attitude????

Hating on all things "feminine" and berating other women for liking them is indeed misogynistic, even if she is unaware of it in her desperation to escape from what SHE believes marriage is to a woman

It's one thing to say "I don't get it myself, but I am happy to see you are happy", but it's another to constantly be like "You like THIS??? LAMMMMEEEEE UGGGHHHH"

Like damn I like sewing is that such a horrible thing

[jenjubili]

I love making her sm

[jenjubili]

MY MHA OC >v<

[jenjubili]

SUGGESTIVE!

BOTTOM KATSUKI FOR THE WIN

lighting is ass tho

[kinjisroom]

quirk accident with moms!! de-aging

[jenjubili]

This cannot be real. I WAS ON THE BEST PART AND SUDDENLY WHEN I CLICK TO THE NEXT CHAPTER AO3 WENT DOWN (due to cloudfare)

[possumtion]

I think they’d get along

[ch-charred]

Tim being a little stalker-y makes me so happy. Just like.

Tim: *taking pictures of Damian on his first date*

Jason, popping up behind him: Tim, what the fuck are you doing?

Tim, without flinching: Making a scrapbook.

Jason: A… scrapbook??

Tim: For posterity.

Tim is currently making scrapbooks of each of his siblings growing up. They have no idea how he got everyone’s baby pictures.

[mysterypuppys]

can someone draw this as tim

[atomikats]

yes boss

[corxoran]

Weewee

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

"Batman birthed all his Robin's" but Dick gaslit himself (and othere) into believing it was true to some extent.

—

Dick, eight years old, staring a reporter in the eye: What?

Reporter: Rumor has it that Bruce Wayne and Batman have been seen together.

Dick: Well DUH!

Dick: Batman gave birth to me :)

Bruce, choking on his drink in the background:

—

Later, Jason sitting in Dick's apartment, playing a video game: Any reason reporters think Batman and Bruce are dating?

Dick, not paying any attention: Didn't he give birth to you?

Jason: ???? What the F*CK!?

—

Much later, Jason being told Catherine wasn't his bio Mom before seeing his birth certificate: Oh my god. Batman gave birth to me.

—

Bruce: I'm fine, Nightwing.

Dick: Sure you aren't pregnant again?

Bruce:

Bruce: What?

Dick: You really gotta start using protection.

—

Dick, half asleep during movie night: Can't believe you slept with Willis Todd.

Jason, a full adult: Both my Dad's are hoes.

Bruce: . . .

—

Timbin: Hi, Mr. Nightwing Robin Dick Grayson Sir!!! I'm Tim Drake—

Dick: I KNEW BRUCE SLEPT WITH JACK DRAKE!!!

Timbin: . . . Clearly you're still deeply affected by the death of Jason Todd.

—

Tim, after spending a week with Dick: . . . Dad?

Jack: Yes, son?

Tim: Did Bruce Wayne give birth to me?

Jack:

Jack: Are you doing drugs with Ives??

—

Stephanie:

Dick: I—

Stephanie: Make the joke and I'll make sure you lack your namesake.

Dick: Understood.

—

Tim, walking into the cave: Alfred said Bruce won't be patrolling tonight. I think he was complaining about stomach cramps.

Dick: All the pregnancies really did a number on him.

Jason: Probably Tim's fault, on his medical records it said he was born nearly ten pounds.

Dick: What happened, Tim?! You're so tiny now.

Jason: To bad he didn't consider abortion.

Tim: I wish he aborted you!

Jason: He probably tried to abort you! Your a#& just dodged the hanger.

Tim: Maybe you should've taken note and dodged that crowbar.

Dick: Guys, stop making abortion and death jokes! But to be technical I was the easiest pregnancy—

Damian: WHAT IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT?!

Tim, grinning at Jason:

Jason, clearing his throat: I think it's time you found this out Damian...

Dick, dramatically placing a hand on Damian's shoulder: Bruce gave birth to us all.

Damian:

Damian: What?

Jason: Think about it. Who would be insane enough to not abort Tim?

Damian: . . . Father.

Tim: Do you really think Talia Al Ghul would spend nine months undergoing the hardships of pregnancy?

Damian: I . . . No . . . Wait . . .

Dick: Jason didn't die searching for his birth Mother, Dami.

Jason, trying not to laugh: The Joker was jealous that he wasn't the Father, Damian. He killed me because I wasn't his.

Damian: You're all liars!

Jason: It's true! Batman and The Joker were in a very committed relationship!

Dick: My Dad is actually the Joker.

Damian: . . . what .

Dick: Who do you think gave me my love of the circus, Dames?

Tim: It was before the acid incident, obviously.

Jason: Batman cheated on him, that's how I was born.

Damian: . . . Batman gave birth to me?

Tim: Batman gave birth to all of us, Damian.

Duke, in the background: I am not a part of this!

—

Damian, the next time he meets with Talia: Mother?

Talia: Yes, my heart?

Damian: Is it true that Grayson was the Joker and Batman's child and that Todd was born out of wedlock from Batman which is what led to him being murdered and their divorce and that Timothy was birthed by Batman from an affair and that you got Batman pregnant and he also birthed me?

Talia, taking his face in her hands:

Talia: I wasn't supposed to tell you until you were older.

—

Bruce: Dick, Jason?

Dick: Yeah, B?

Jason: What?

Bruce: Can you please stop telling your siblings elaborate stories regarding me birthing them?

Jason: No.

Dick: What? No harm no foul!

Bruce, inhaling sharply: Damian beat the Joker within an inch of his life today, screaming "Why couldn't you love Todd as your own?" And then, as he was being taken to Arkham, shouted, "Do you know what the divorce did to Grayson!?"

Jason:

Dick:

Bruce: Tim still thinks I slept with his Father.

Jason: Didn't you?

Bruce: Jason.

Jason: Bruce.

Dick: Okay, so, maybe it's a little bit out of hand...

Bruce: Damian think you're a child of divorce between me and the Joker! Harley Quinn keeps asking why the Joker didn't even get weekends with you!

Jason: Maybe you should've thought about that before getting the divorce.

Bruce: Jason. Peter. Todd. Wayne.

Dick: Look, B, it's not that bad! It's funny. Dami will grow up and realize it was a stupid prank.

Jason: The story bits yeah.

Bruce: . . . Jay, what do you mean the story bits?

Jason: He'll still know you birthed us all.

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: Jason. You know that Sheila is the one who actually gave birth to you, right?

Jason:

Jason: Dick. You told me that you picked out my middle name.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Dick: Now you're f*cking with us.

Jason: I could be. I could not be. But either way, betrayal happened in this room tonight.

Bruce: Dick.

Dick: Okay, fine, I'll stop telling people you birthed us and let the Joker raw dog you...

—

Meanwhile, many years earlier, the one time a reporter interacted with Alfred:

Alfred: I birthed the boy myself! I do believe I am fit to be his caretaker!

[ciricearts]

why r u smiling like that

[nyukaart]

Oh no he's too pretty

[hazzymayy]

More F1 shenanigans (I am indeed pushing jaykon besties agenda in this au)