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Great IKEA Game Masterlist
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Daminette Moodboard
"ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ" "ᵂʰʸ ⁿᵒᵗ?"
"ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ" "ᵂʰʸ ⁿᵒᵗ?" —The playlist
Robin, showing up to a crime scene with Red Robin and Red Hood to find Ladybug force feeding an apprehended Riddler danishes: Robin: . . . Robin: Ladybug, you cannot solve every problem with pastries. Ladybug, shoving a scone into Riddler's already over stuffed mouth: *gives Robin a flat look* Ladybug: Watch me. Red Robin: Honestly, I've yet to see it not work for her. Red Hood: She bribed a whole gang last week with croissants. Ladybug: It's called diplomacy. Robin: It's called bribery. Ladybug, considering Robin: *holds out a macaron* Robin: *stares at it a moment before taking it* Robin: ... I won't tell Batman. Red Robin, munching on a muffin: This is how Gotham falls. Red Hood, nodding with a cookie: Pastry bribes.
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I picture Riddler quietly choking in the background as Ladybug smothers him with more and more pastries. She's not bribing so much as threatening death by overconsumption.
Marinette didn’t forget, she’s actually just kinda embarrassed about it. How is she supposed to casually mention a sculpture that was made by someone who was in love with her resides outside her front door?
Damian is just endlessly amazed by the details of her life.
Annnyywhoooo, my first daminette fanart easily became my most popular post in just a week… didn’t realize there was so many of us! All the notes are encouraging me to make more so I wanted to thank you all so much, I’ll definitely make more :)))
Tim cameo bc he’s my fav weirdo
Extra-
Damian: Since w h e n?
Tim: Uhhh, early Hawkmoth days. Kinda unfair, we’ve been around for decades and don’t have anything like that.
Steph (on call): Tim, the Wayne name is on half the buildings in the city. Fund your own and plant it outside Wayne Tower if it’ll make you feel better.
Marinette "almost isn't good enough and an old man over 100 dropped gods in my pocket and forced me to be a child soldier and basically drilled into me a fair amount of my problems and I hate myself because of my past actions one of which was a heinous plot against an innocent girl who's only crime was having a crush and another was fucking up my boyfriend's life and lying to him about something pretty major and lying to my best friend about it and now half the media wants me raped, dead, or both and another was making my partner feel useless and treating him pretty badly because of a messy reaction to seeing the world end because I loved someone and his dad found out our identities and I had a panic attack and as a result Monarch got a major upper hand for a moment and almost still isn't good enough despite how much I've tried and the only way I can get rid of this self-imposed hell is by wiping my memories and losing my life or killing myself so I have beef with you because you're basically perfect" Dupain-Cheng
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Damian "I was raised to be and expect the best and I continue to bear a crushing guilt no matter the cost upon me despite the fact that some actions were from when I was 5 years old and most people I meet only want me for my money resources or body and a lot of people decide they can't stand me because most of the time I'm just telling the truth and doing what I spent my childhood doing and then was suddenly introduced into a completely different lifestyle away from my mother who was among the first people to love me in a way I never have been loved before and I have literally been to hell and back and nothing I do can wipe the phantom blood from my hands and I struggle with a certain level of insecurity and why are you glaring at me because I'm better than you?" Al Ghul Wayne.
Aren't they such a dynamic duo? 😅
In all honesty, Damian and Marinette both have to fight Marinette to get what they want 😂.
We all know she has issues. Some aren't really her fault. But good god would it be hard for them to get together. In any font really.
This is Marinette Dupain-Cheng we are talking about. The girl who subconsciously started gradually neglecting her partner (most likely) because she saw the world end and deep dived into paranoia. The girl who (in canon) almost drove herself to insanity and literally kicked out her friends because she was so stressed. The girl whose obsession goes beyond a boy and is directed towards desperately trying to what is right and protect a city and keep her identity a secret and keep her partner safe and defeat a villian. The girl who (again) let teenage hormones kick in and as a result put YET ANOTHER soul crushing weight on herself. The girl who is so terrified of losing these new relationships that she is willing to do just about ANYTHING to keep them. For better and for worse.
Damian has faced many opponents before, but none with the indomitable will of Marinette Dupain-Cheng and her chronically low self-esteem and control issues.
Marinette would have to fight past herself to allow herself to be...anything with Damian.
And Damian would have to fight past so many layers of Marinette to even be functional coworkers 😭.
Mind you, both of them would earn each other's trust, but Damian trusts Marinette more than she trusts herself. And Marinette trusts Damian more than she trusts herself.
As for the layers of Marinette they have to get through? Oh man...how do I even count?
They are as follows:
her initial jealousy towards him and therefore skewed outlook on him
her (now) virtual inability to trust herself
deep seated fear of getting close to him as partners (cue Cat Noir angst)
paranoia
old habits (trying to keep her identity a secret)
old habits (self-doubt)
old habits (being afraid of him getting hurt(despite this time not trying to protect him)) though Damian quickly shuts this one down
self-sabotaging
fear
guilt
anger
frustration
being a demi-god (in my au)
internalized bullying/classism (she was bullied for being the daughter of two bakers you're telling me she wouldn't use that as an attack on herself?)
(I disagree with the season 6 ablelist Marinette because who is that? Like aside from issues with CN of course, she was not ableist in s1-4 and mid-5? Like yeah she coddled Adrien in season 5 finale and stuff but that's a different issue. She literally admitted to Ryuko/Kagami that she made mistakes too but that doesn't mean she can't get back up and try again or whatnot. And she recruited Alya and Nino who were inexperienced but she had faith in them. She gave Chloe a miraculous not just because she needed her, but because again, she had faith. She gave HM a second chance. A villian who has caused harm and is actively terrorizing people. I am all for her flaws S1-5. Yes! Steal that phone! Be jealous even though you went too far with Chloe against Kagami. Be flawed and walk right into Lila's multiple traps. Hurt Cat Noir even though he's supposed to be your partner. Yes internalize what a (basically) dead man taught you. Yes be obsessed with saving Paris to the point of hurting yourself and everyone around you. But ableism? Come on. I know that ableism is a serious issue. I disagree STRONGLY that Marinette is the type to be ableist especially because she was freaking bullied as a child for being a social outcast and whatever else. Why would she.......😤 I'll even take the toxic positivity ON OCCASION... anyway moving on)
vengeance (on occasion)
crippling anxiety
reality (like bro life really sucks sometimes)
Man, Damian has his work cut out for him 😅
Is Marinette sick?!
No problem, Dr. Damian is here
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Bruce Wayne's Headache Classification System Chapter 5
You can read it on ao3 here!
A/N: *Strolls in three and a half years later.*
You would never believe the traffic on the way here.
I rewrote this chapter five times!! Every time I thought I had something, I found out that I hated it. Finally, FINALLY, found a version that I liked.
Is it perfect? No. But it's done, and if the urge to ever write the follow-up where Damian and Marinette get together, Marinette wins over the family, and the whole Gotham curse situation gets resolved ever grabs me by the throat, I'll have a much better jumping off point than the limbo it has existed in for the last three years. Now, without any further ado!
Chapter 5:
Bruce lasts all of an hour - a frustrating, hair-pulling, concerning hour driving him to a state of manic paranoia, and opening three more case files alluding to the magical events happening in Paris he had worryingly missed - before he concludes that his sons vastly underestimated the amount of trouble Paris, and one Miss Dupain-Cheng, happened to be.
Concern is an understatement of the utmost kind. And that migraine he drove away remerges with a vengeance on par with his own mission.
I like to think Marinette loves giving Damian flowers
It's a simple thing. Almost silly. Plucked vegetation, doomed to die, withering away in a small vase or cup. Damian thought he would despise such sentimental acts of affection from a partner. He was a fighter, once a killer, blood soaking his hands and violence written into his veins. What need did he have of flowers?
But every offering of blooms unravels a vice around his heart. Every instance is accompanied by an anxious grin, a reticence that does not suit Marinette - bright, wonderful, hopeful Marinette. She offers him the flowers, and asks - cheeks red, eyes abashed, teeth worrying her bottom lip to a blushed hue - if he would like to know about the tiny bits of brightly colored flora. As if her attempts at coaxing life to bloom in the midst of this smog-ladened, poison-infested city were anything less than a miracle.
He accepts every time.
A smile spreads across her face. Almost timid at its reveal, like its very act of existence is an affront. Haltingly at first, but then pouring out like an unstopped damn, histories, stories, and meanings flutter forth, and Marinette's confidence grows. The flowers, apparently, an instinct, a habitual longing, after so long influenced by Ladybug. Growing them, tending them, and spreading their presence around soothed an unquantifiable need inside Marinette.
It was, apparently, seen as irritating by those who once called themselves her friends.
A fact that sent Damian seething. Hand itching to take up his sword and deliver a well-placed stroke to those who would fault an instinct and shame her for its presence.
But he didn't. Instead, he stills himself and listens, taking the flowers in hand and offering kindness - something he always doubted he was capable of - in return.
It made Marinette happy. And that, he finds, quickly becomes an increasing need in his life.
And so each and every bloom finds its home in a vase - crystalline and beautiful - for however long they last. And every time Marinette catches a glimpse of her gifts - spread across the manor, his room, even the cave if someone is convalescing in the med bay - her smile brightens, and a sliver of uncertainty slips from her shoulders.
It's a more beautiful sight than all the flowers of the world put together.
in progress bookmark for one of my FAVORITE daminette series, Apron Strings by dreamsof_moonlight on AO3!!
i wanted to do a series of daminette bookmarks, but think i should switch paper... textured seemed like a great idea at first 😭😭
I've been on a maribat kick for like... SIX YEARS
And now have decided to draw for it :D My return to tumblr, heralded by the illustrious maribat server!
My first doodle is for the fanfic No Choices by @starwarsmum!! This fanfic definitely has a few more drawable moments, as do the others, so stay tuned!
You are great, Marinette. The time we shared -- I truly loved that. But this is probably the last time for a long while. I have to go back to the States; my family needs me. This is a final goodbye for now, but I promise I will come back when the threat is over. No, you cannot follow me. It is truly dangerous. The Man who Laughs is targeting the Miraculous, at least inside the bubble shell made by Carapace, With the Miraculous, you are safe. So, can you grant my wish…a kiss? (Low key, this is still my favorite. I know I’m still gushing over these two. Daminette is the best, and I’m also a fan of different dynamics, but theirs really hits home for me. Well, I’m an OG Damimaps, so the sunshine x grumpy dynamic is my favorite of them all.)
The Great Ikea Game
Have you read The Great Ikea Game?
Yes, previously
Yes, now that you've recced it to me
No
Authour: @batsandbugs (IcedAquarius)
Subfandom: Batfamily, Other (Miraculous Ladybug)
Media: All Media Types
Relationships: Shippy (Damian Wayne/Marinette Dupain-Cheng)
Year: 2021
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Summary:
All Marinette wanted to do was buy some dishes and twinkle lights. Instead, she got wrapped up in an all-out game of hide-and-seek between four of the most well-trained vigilantes in the world. Involving Home Alone-esque traps, crushed forklifts, a surprising amount of shoplifting considering they're the good guys, and the beginnings of an epic bond with a smirking, laser wielding, maniac. Not that she knew that at the time. All she saw was a cute guy hiding behind a desk, and the rest was history.
Submitted by questioning blob of fog
Submitter's comment:
This is a very fun crossover with many shenanigans. They're playing hide and seek in Ikea, except they're Bat competitive
Damian and Mari sleeping soundly.
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Here’s a cute chibi Daminette, and I’m going to write an angst Daminette fic later...perfectly balanced, as all things should be. @maribat-get-in @mishka-the-cat
Is the great Gotham sewer race still a planned fic or a simple joke post from a couple years back?
I still like the concept - but with the way the last chapter of Bruce Wayne's Headache Classification system is wrapping up, I don't think that it can be the sequel fic I initially wanted. I'm still not entirely sold on what should be the plot for the sequel fic. The whole endeavor kinds feels too big to come at in some ways.
Headache Classification system ends with no one on Damian's side when it comes to the Marinette issue. So, with that in mind, I'm open to ideas as to what could be in a sequel fic.