BOW DOWN BITCHES

I'm Jennifer, nice to meet you.

[bob-belcher]

[frenchfrybowties]

People are too nice to me give me some criticisms

[jenn0z]

You're too nice

[jenn0z]

Lowkey gonna rant on here for a minute cause im more anynomous on this platform than all my others and i need to bitch about something. I think my boss told some of my coworkers that my mom has alzheimers cause i didnt tell anyone and someone asked me how my mom was doing and i am really pissed. Cause no one here can keep their mouth shut about anything and when they ask how my mom is doing it means i have to either lie or get into a prolonged discussion about how shitty this disease is and this is all something that i dont want to talk about with a group of gossipy jackasses that I've only known for two months in the first place.

[art-nimals]

this is exactly the type of news i need in my life

[hawkeyedflame]

@starship-nine

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Swamp bus

[buzzfeed]

By @adamtots, based on a tweet by keetpotato

[overpricedvodka]

Y'all. John McCain really did have a tumor removed and got on a plane against doctor’s advice, essentially risking his life, so he could vote Yes on a motion to move the debate to repeal Obamacare forward. LOL. “What a great American” my ass. IDGAF about him or his family or what they’re going through “in this trying time.” Putting on a uniform and going to war doesn’t automatically make you a great human being and John McCain is a shitty American just like the rest of the GOP.

[jenn0z]

Didn't John McCain votes no to the latest plan to repeal Obama care. He did that whole thumbs down thing and every news network spent hours rehashing and examining it like a sports play. I mean I know we all thought he was coming in to vote yes but he didn't.

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[kinkshaming-butler]

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

[ricktimus]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Jorrdyyyy)

[blvnk-art]

Head Auror Potter is having a bad day. He plays with the Snitch whenever he’s under stress.

[instagram @potterbyblvnk]

[willemscream]

DUDE

[shubbabang]

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[thepigeongazette]

*plays widow next game*

[doujinshi]

[animals]

[babyanimalgifs]

CUTEST BLACK CAT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[slipstreamborne]

I saw Zootopia last night and as I drove home all I could think about was how the hell the police investigated crime that took place in habitats designed for smaller animals.

Like their smallest recruit literally towers over the citizens of the rodent habitat.  What the fuck is a polar bear going to do if a vole gets murdered?  Forget all of the fine tools needed to dust for prints, does the poor grieving widow vole now have to deal with being homeless because the only way the ZPD could photograph the crime scene was to literally rip her roof off? 

I bet you that’s why the mafia is a literal rat pack and a shrew is the most feared crime boss in town.  Who else is going to protect your gaggle of little adorable hamster children when your businesshamster husband gets caught cooking the books to try and pay off his hamster gambling debt and some guinea pig bookie comes to literally shake your family down for the cash?