hi tired, i'm gay

answer my riddles 3 and i might let you know gender

[desertdoodles]

Drew two of Mumbo’s photos

Will do more later I think

Really in a screenshot repaint mood… got a nice PHM thing in the works actually, it shoulddd be done tomorrow

[orionsbelt-buckle]

I FUCKING CALLED IT????? I CALLED IT AS A JOKE BUT I CALLED IT!!!!!!!!

midnight burger episode 56 spoilers below

I KNEW MEESOCK HAD TO BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST SOME DEAD GUY AND AS SOON AS HE STARTED TALKING I WAS LIKE OH THIS IS THE GUY WHO MADE THE DINER HOLY SHIT AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE DINER BEING THE FIRST ONE?????

also i love him so so so so much, knew top 5 character for sure

i'm not super far into the episode but i love him to death

[duckdotcom]

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

[cryptotheism]

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

[moonbeamdagger]

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

[elodieunderglass]

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

[macleod]

[elodieunderglass]

Oh my goodness what an honor to be Calvin’s dad

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[thoodleoo]

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

[thoodleoo]

in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts

[thoodleoo]

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[cepheusgalaxy]

[ID. The meme with the happy dolphins swimming amongst sunshine and rainbows. End ID.]

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[tired-shipper]

they should invent a headache that goes away. at all

[transfemmbeatrice]

i’m worried this hasn’t been posted here yet

[introsquirrel]

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

[guiltfactory]

sometimes the dead horse beats you

[sirenofthetimes]

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

[benkaben]

"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

[eroscestlavie]

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

[jumex]

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words

[angelbabymikaa]

does anybody want me in like a stray dog kinda way

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]