inside my mind

fucking aye

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[issabella]

[jennhighandmighty]

Nishikwa Mellerson - The Realtor · 4975 Lacross Rd Ste. 355, North Charleston, SC 29406

★★★★★ · Real estate agents

[reddie-and-stanlon-are-otp]

it (2017) and it chapter 2 (2019)

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

I missed this video

[prettyandmean]

Keeyum.

[lili-rochefort]

@huffpc

[advanced-procrastination]

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

[gaysemiotics]

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

[veryfunnymemes]

[herbwicc]

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

[dragonfire-elite]

What did you do op?

[herbwicc]

a Mistake

[porterr-robinson]

[emmyrussum]

[squidyword]

[camoolla]

the last five members of the it fandom 

[darlinglostcrank]

Alexei trying to explain that the vehicle is about to explode

[zeegahell]

Facts

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[softnectar]

You can want a man but you don’t need him

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[doctor-disc0]

[robertmitchum]

this is it, this is the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen.