Jennifer No Nuts

2 March 2024, after a five month Hiatus, I'm back, but much limited to before. Details in my personal side blog @jennifernotnuts-too

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I'm sure folk have noticed that I have been fully AWOL. I haven't even watched the last 3 races (unsure if I'll be watching the next which is Canada this weekend)... Don't even know the results of the Spanish GP.

Some of y'all will know that 2025 has not been great. My wife has spent most of it in England. Helping out her mum while dealing with her siblings (not going to lie folks, as her nearest and dearest I'm ready to remove them all from the planet, their toxicity and treatment of her has been off the scale).

Unexpectedly, my beloved Mother-in-law passed at the weekend. We're all very broken. And it's going to take a while... My poor wife is now an orphan. She's not even swearing, she's that out of it. Don't know what I'm trying to say here at all, but I just wanted folk to know...

Please, don't respond with AI /greetings card type responses. My wife HATES those. A real, a clumsy, a messy, "I have no bleeping clue what to say" or a "that sucks" kind of response is the order of the day... No "better places" or "she would have wanted blah blah". Heck, deeply inappropriate will also work... Just yeah, no generic stuff, yeah?

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I would appreciate responses. Silence is a lot more painful... This woman meant the absolute world to me.

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Absolutely off normal topics around here... Yet again my gender just absolutely sucking. Jen Hamilton's husband proving once again that it ISN'T you, it's never you, it's ALWAYS what they lack...

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Loving how someone trying to show off their Formula E knowledge actually showed a serious gap in it... [Winces]

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Doriane Pin leading the 24H of Le Mans in class is just legendary

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It's just gone 4am. It's fairly usual for me to be up at this godforsaken hour...

I have been chuckling on and off since 2am.

From the brief lights in windows (it's Scotland in June, very short nights) and the deafening noises through the walls?

THE WHOLE TOWN IS UP AND WATCHING THE FOOTIE [Howls]...

I was not. I totally gathered the result/tries at goal though

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Did we just get 5 minutes of Ted and Val discussing shaving their legs? Yes. Has Bottas just agreed TO WAX Ted's legs for him? Yes.

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Checo is in the next season of Emily in Paris...

And THIS is why you watch Notebook [chortles]

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Glad Ted getting onto 1000th race for McLaren because I was hella confused...

It's tomorrow not last week...

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The whole pen part of Notebook is what I watch it for [chuckles]...

Ted was so like my Missus about the pen.

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Max at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya on June 12, 2026 by Sander Koning

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His whole life around race cars and this is literally always his face when they’re starting up in the garage.

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Part 1 of 2

For clarity I don't add the A to shade Kimi Antonelli. It's just that the previous F1 Kimi was so firmly known by his first name and I want to differentiate because I very much am no longer a fan of Kimi R...

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Part 2 of 2

I did used to really like him. I totally bought into the "He's so funny" (blame Lotus social media person, they were the GOAT on how to do it)... Gradually I realised from feedback of enough media types, that actually? He was incredibly rude to journalists just trying to do their jobs. Similarly to others in paddock who weren't Vettel.

So then I would just wince as this not great personality aspect was spun and actually sold as soooo funny and a great thing.

Some Finns then warned me about some of the things he was doing in real life were very coded to certain political beliefs that I am not on board with. Stuff that as a non Finn I wouldn't clock...

Then the man sold merch with an Iron Cross on. Yeah. He went in the bin for me then.

And I KNOW there are folk that will argue that it wasn't an Iron Cross or that an Iron Cross has a long history before the N@zis... 1) Please if you have to really look at it to point out "differences", it's close enough... And if you're seriously arguing about the Maltese Cross, then that's pure bad faith. It's literally missing the defining feature of a Maltese Cross. 2) Give me a break. Sw@stika absolutely trounces that on how long used and in loads of locales... You seriously cool with folk wandering around wearing sw@stikas? SELLING MERCH with sw@stikas? It would be the same thing.

Listen, we can all accidentally do a thing through lack of knowledge. So the point is what happens when it's pointed out. You tell me I'm repping N@zis, I stop (and I apologise). ie Lando dropped some Belgian imagery from his helmet out of an abundance of caution.

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Part 1 of 2

For clarity I don't add the A to shade Kimi Antonelli. It's just that the previous F1 Kimi was so firmly known by his first name and I want to differentiate because I very much am no longer a fan of Kimi R...

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Jacques next to Toto is hilarious.

He would snap you sir.

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But then I remember that this is how most of the F1 drivers would look next to ME and then it's less funny...

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Jacques next to Toto is hilarious.

He would snap you sir.

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Aw Kimi A goes fishing with Toto's 9 year old. And day after winning Monaco. I love that...

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“it’s the same picture”

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[Needs to bleach eyes]

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Lewis is pretty much the only one who gets a pass for asking if she's talking in South African. Cos you know it wasn't coded in one of many possible "ists"...