a real human person

thirty-ish lesbian, tme; weird old shit enthusiast, novice potter & ceramic artist, nurse, and overall enjoyer of the little things

[praziluk]

first guy to sell hotcakes was probably like hooooly fuck

[illusoryfem]

[haunteddollsgeorg]

Returning to bedside nursing practice means never again getting a foreboding “hi” or “can you hop on a call real quick” on Teams

[haunteddollsgeorg]

You may be thinking “but Lauren would you really rather be puked on and verbally abused than use Microsoft Teams?” and the answer is yes

[haunteddollsgeorg]

Returning to bedside nursing practice means never again getting a foreboding “hi” or “can you hop on a call real quick” on Teams

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[sovietnam]

[meangirlnurse]

disliking men, otherwise known as "basic survival instinct,"

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[doomedmutual]

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[nekosedey]

❤️

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[meangirlnurse]

homeschooling my children to protect them from learning the evils of society (chatGPT)

[meangirlnurse]

if you ever say this shit to me again i will unleash my army of undersocialized babies on you

[segamascott]

[haunteddollsgeorg]

Cared for a brain injury patient last night who asked for a high five anytime I asked them “what else can I get for you right now?” Made my whole shift 😭

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up