Not a Jerboa Blog

[jerboahop]

if you are suddenly seeing me on your dash and wondering who the hell I am, this blog use to be called cocaenbolsas.

I'm migrating to a different account. I will now post under cocaenbolsa.

[jerboahop]

New Year's resolutions

Screw waiting for 2015 to begin, I'm starting now. Way less fast food No dairy Save money Cut back on materialism Go back to school Get better job Organize all photos Finish organizing music library

[francescaaxtorres]

Yesss!!

[jerboahop]

RIOTS

[jerboahop]

What’s a good chest binder for someone with a large chest? Like, 36DD?

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[the-strength-deactivated2015021]

Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there!

[shehateme]

YO.

My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib.

Then again, my smart ass would’ve never been in the woods in the first place.

[greenteashawty]

OMG this is so scary

[overcastbutimouthere-deactivate]

holy shit O___O…

[niggafuckurblog]

Shit boy

[sonypraystation]

nigga fuck tha bike my ass woulda turn learnt to fly right then and there.

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

you are N E V E R supposed to run from a bear, it will see you as prey and continue to chase you

[yungasura-deactivated20150415]

So do u just play dead or? Lol

[kingjaffejoffer]

My asshole was puckered so tightly watching this. #Anxiety

[dirtynerdydeeds]

This was awesome

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

It’s ova wit.

[sweetlikesugahcane-deactivated2]

My heart was beating so fast

[imakemermaidsnut]

Son no no.

[jerboahop]

I watched this without the audio on, and I just imagined the person being alone like, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" The whole time lol that's probably what I would have done -_-

[phunnywords]

Making your life Phunnier!

[jerboahop]

Man, in my twenties, and my parents still say this. I just want their love!

[chemcaden-deactivated20141209]

Yep. I’m definitely gay.

[jerboahop]

Ahhh!!! Hahaha there was something I didn't like about her in Girls! Now I know.

[jerboahop]

Why are lesbians so cool?! Like, does an uncool lesbian even exist? Psh, no!

[jerboahop]

I hate that I can't rant on fb without having people ask me of I'm okay. I'm fine, man! Just let me rant!

[jerboahop]

2014 has been the worst year of my life (that I can remember, I don't remember my childhood, but I'm told bad stuff happened). It has felt as if I keep getting punched in the face by life, but I'm the one teasing it. Then when I bounce back, I laugh in it's face, just to get punched again, and so on.

[jerboahop]

Life reboot task #4

Drink plenty of water.

[jerboahop]

Life reboot task #3

No more Monster, unless it's an emergency.

[jerboahop]

Life reboot task #2

No more late night texting.

[jerboahop]

Live reboot task #1

Go to sleep at a decent hour. Try midnight.

[observando]

When you draw something it lives and when you photograph it it dies.

John Fowles (via observando)

Fuck.

[jerboahop]

Fuck... We did have sex -_-