Life Light Love

If you are a porn blog, DO NOT follow me, I won't post any porn here and I am not interested in it. Gender doesn't matter I post what I want, no matter what it is ;D Mostly I want to express, not to impress

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[tinykitchenvegan]

Harissa Portobello Mushroom Tacos

[omghotmemes]

[loopygifz]

Jump rope, on a grand scale. Via Gif-Finder.com

[bob-belcher]

[fireb0y]

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

[lovenotlogic]

me: i feel so alone

me: maybe isolating myself will help

[onlytwitterpics]

!!!!!

[mackarywrathew]

Trans guys droppin titty for trans girls call that a transaction.

[destiny--and--chicken]

Really?

[feministism]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

I just think that maybe some of you should be like, normal

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

and by that I mean that like. you need to realize there are boundaries with interactions with strangers

[aliiiiiiice]

[omghotmemes]

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[ti0mumu]

Life imitates art

[catchymemes]

[ampervadasz]

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: a photograph of a wolf in on top of a rock, looking over the forest below. In orange 3D text it says "ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX". Majestic. End ID]

[enigmaticpink]

It's funny how parents will over shelter their kids and never let them do anything or go anywhere and then immediately expect them to be a normal functioning adult at 18

[catchymemes]