I'M UELLING

hey i'm cj 20 / MA / i beat on nerds with brute force cis boy /het

[safeguards]

[redlipstickresurrected]

[whenmoments]

[autohaste]

STOP

[jerkmode-blog]

this kid on facebook just got so passive aggressive with me because i said i didn’t like rick and morty

[nhodesign-deactivated20160511]

[kisswithatear]

Nothing amazing happens here. Everything is ordinary.

[gunnm]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

laying your head on a girls chest and heading to the dream world via titties is really a top 5 moment 

[evillaughing]

💊

[jerkmode-blog]

concept: we know for 100% sure that the universe is ordered and based on objective truths, the fine line between right and wrong is absolutely clear in all aspects of life, we’ve seen God, all of our questions are answered and we never have to fear again.

[lxnk]

[ash-ofpallet]

[dekutree]

me every night

[swank-bc]

[sleepysipher]

you fuckers dont know about my knife stick

its a knife taped to a stick and its the ultimate weapon

[mechanical-machinations]

Spear

[sleepysipher]

blocked

[jerkmode-blog]

[sacredashamed-deactivated201410]

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

[grupert-awesome]

[thrusticus]