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ryonello

prince of the underworld ⚔

scifi-fantasy-horror

Melinoë by Dave Rapoza

justalittlebluetiefling

Liam: Sam, talk about religion.

Sam: Let me rank them from 1 - 10.

Travis, the CEO, screeching: NO NO NO NO NO NO

bixbiboom

🎶 Keep him locked away… 🎶

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Endless Mighty Nein

ariadne-mouse

Okay but Essek apparently hearing about the grand sea adventure BEFORE he reaches Caleb... so many fun options:

he and Yussa have Tea & Gossip every Tuesday

a rapid-fire series of Sendings from Jester with a comically reduced or oblique version of events like "heyyy Essek SO we miss you a lot, Caleb loves you, we fought a demigod on the ocean the other day and it was really---"

Essek scrying on the shenanigans first-hand

literally just Rumor On The Street that he catches wind of and is like my god, again?

measuringtheabyss

Caleb: So anyway, dear, I became a blue dragon and I incorporated my arcane focus into my eyebrow like a piercing because I thought it would be clever. Also I had Mirror Image up so I looked like four separate dragons and nothing could really hit me because I kept using Shield, which I could do, obviously, because of Shapechange. And then I cast Gravity Fissure (you know, that spell you taught me) on a demigod and…

Essek: *already missing several layers of clothing and continuing to remove clothes* Go on. Tell me more, Caleb Widogast.

halandilfang

I just look out on Rexxentrum and look up the lane, look at the green beans, and I pull the door closed.

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Endless Mighty Nein

orym-blossoms

I can't stop thinking "We deserve a soft epilogue, my dear."

And then they got one. The two least likely people to have a beautiful, domestic, hazy-lensed ever after got one.

The Almost-Volstrucker and the Shadowhand. The failure and the traitor. Products of their countries' and their own worst qualities.

Forgiveness. Welcome-home kisses. Friendships. Soft smiles. Love. Gentle, easy touches. And growing green beans.

essektheylyss

What is it about Caleb Widogast that reclusive elven wizards feel the impulse to full name him at all times?

crithitrole

Essek: “Caleb Widogast” (fondly)

Yussa: “Caleb Widogast” (accusatory)

essektheylyss

OKAY BUT LITERALLY

tarydarrington

veth told caleb at the end of campaign 2 that she wished for him to go forth and be happy, and to no longer let his regrets define him. his response was that the nein had gotten him to the door, and now he had to walk through it.

and now, in the two-shot, we see caleb’s chapter end in his home, with his green beans and his makeshift classroom and his lover, with the literal closing of a door.

jinxknight

Empire Siblings + Debilitating Barrage combo move

tiny-huts

Matt really missed the opportunity to start the second half of this session by saying "water" before immediately pounding them with 45 points of damage via tidal wave

unfortunatelyevent

the funniest thing about this whole thing is that after c2 finally we all went "yea they'll take their time to heal there's no way they'll be together in at least a couple of years these wizards will pine for AGES" and them Liam and Matt just went "no actually they don't last even 6 months of pinning they're already kissing and being domestic so jot that down"