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prince of the underworld ⚔
Melinoë by Dave Rapoza
Liam: Sam, talk about religion.
Sam: Let me rank them from 1 - 10.
Travis, the CEO, screeching: NO NO NO NO NO NO
🎶 Keep him locked away… 🎶
Endless Mighty Nein
Okay but Essek apparently hearing about the grand sea adventure BEFORE he reaches Caleb... so many fun options:
he and Yussa have Tea & Gossip every Tuesday
a rapid-fire series of Sendings from Jester with a comically reduced or oblique version of events like "heyyy Essek SO we miss you a lot, Caleb loves you, we fought a demigod on the ocean the other day and it was really---"
Essek scrying on the shenanigans first-hand
literally just Rumor On The Street that he catches wind of and is like my god, again?
Caleb: So anyway, dear, I became a blue dragon and I incorporated my arcane focus into my eyebrow like a piercing because I thought it would be clever. Also I had Mirror Image up so I looked like four separate dragons and nothing could really hit me because I kept using Shield, which I could do, obviously, because of Shapechange. And then I cast Gravity Fissure (you know, that spell you taught me) on a demigod and…
Essek: *already missing several layers of clothing and continuing to remove clothes* Go on. Tell me more, Caleb Widogast.
I just look out on Rexxentrum and look up the lane, look at the green beans, and I pull the door closed.
Endless Mighty Nein
I can't stop thinking "We deserve a soft epilogue, my dear."
And then they got one. The two least likely people to have a beautiful, domestic, hazy-lensed ever after got one.
The Almost-Volstrucker and the Shadowhand. The failure and the traitor. Products of their countries' and their own worst qualities.
Forgiveness. Welcome-home kisses. Friendships. Soft smiles. Love. Gentle, easy touches. And growing green beans.
What is it about Caleb Widogast that reclusive elven wizards feel the impulse to full name him at all times?
Essek: “Caleb Widogast” (fondly)
Yussa: “Caleb Widogast” (accusatory)
OKAY BUT LITERALLY
veth told caleb at the end of campaign 2 that she wished for him to go forth and be happy, and to no longer let his regrets define him. his response was that the nein had gotten him to the door, and now he had to walk through it.
and now, in the two-shot, we see caleb’s chapter end in his home, with his green beans and his makeshift classroom and his lover, with the literal closing of a door.
Empire Siblings + Debilitating Barrage combo move
Matt really missed the opportunity to start the second half of this session by saying "water" before immediately pounding them with 45 points of damage via tidal wave
the funniest thing about this whole thing is that after c2 finally we all went "yea they'll take their time to heal there's no way they'll be together in at least a couple of years these wizards will pine for AGES" and them Liam and Matt just went "no actually they don't last even 6 months of pinning they're already kissing and being domestic so jot that down"
goncharov this goncharov that. you fools homestuck fans did this literally like 10 years ago
what
I don't know if this is true and honestly I refuse to learn more about it
> they dont know about the time 2010 homestuck users tried to gaslight everyone into thinking squiddles was a real show
guy who says grace before he does cocaine in a bathroom
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Yeah sure. This is a goncharov post now