Being a dumbass is my passion

I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS! MY WITNESS BRINGS ME INTO EXISTENCE!

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓶𝔂...

no their mine fuck off

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

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hoo boy this is gonna be a Long one to decode •_•

@cowboyhatsinthesea @skibidi705

why cant i tag caleb oh my GOD :((

[arthur-lesters-dead-daughter]

after 4 months of the limb census being active i think it's time i post the updated list.

here is every malevolent limb blog as of December 2024

Arthur Lester’s body parts:

Achilles tendons

Amygdala

Appendix 

Arthritic ankle

Ass hair

Balance

Balls

Becrackled spine

Blood

Bones

Broken bones

Broken rib

Canines

Carpal tunnel

Cervix 

Clit

Coccyx

Cock

Criminal mind

Cunt 

Deathwish 

Dick

Ears

Ear bones

Emotional baggage

Endocrine system

Endometriosis 

Eyeballs

Eyebrows

Eyes

Eye sockets 

Facial hair

Femur

Frontal lobe

Funny bone 

Gallbladder

Gender 

Grabbable hips 

Greymatter

Gut

Happy trail

Heart

Hippocampus

injuries

Immune system 

Inguinal masses

Intestines

Irises

Jaw

joints

Killer t cells

Knees

Larynx 

Last braincell 

Left arm

Left atrium

Left atrium (croatian)

Left canine

Left foot

Left kidney

Left knee

Left leg

Left nostril

Left pinkie

Left pinkie toe

Left shoulder

Leg hair

Liver

Lungs

Matted hair

Mental state

Metatarsals 

Missing ear piece

Mitochondria 

Moral compass

Mouth

Mustache

Neck scar

New pinkie

Nipples

Nose

Occipital lobes

Optic nerve

Ovarian cyst

Paternal instinct

Perineum

Pinky finger

Prefrontal cortex

Prostate

Receding hairline

Ribcage

Ribsome in the cells on left earlobe 

Right arm

Right ear

Right fingerprints 

Right foot

Right footsie

Right kidney

Right knee

Salty tears

Scar tissue

Scarred throat

Scarred torso

Scrotum 

Skin

Skull

Slutty waist 

Small intestine

Spinal cord

Stapes

Stomach

Subconscious 

Synapses 

Teeth

Thighs

Throat

Tits

Top surgery scars

Trachea

Tummy

Uterus 

Uvula  

Veins

Vocal cords 

Whimpering

Whimpering 2 (electric boogaloo)

White blood cells

Will to live

Wooden pinky

Other objects/ body parts:

Arthur’s piano

Arthur’s middle c key

Person who plays faroe’s lullaby

Arthur’s maggots

Arthur’s evicted maggots

Arthur’s entire body

Arthur’s lighter

Arthur’s broken baby monitor 

Arthur’s wife

Dead daughter

Faroe’s bathwater

Faroe’s Bathtub

Faroe’s music box

Faroe’s nose

Faroe’s lungs

Parker’s closeted corpse

Arthur’s partner

Parker’s nose

Butcher’s hat

Butcher’s nose

Oscar’s glasses chain

Oscar’s hammer

Oscar’s left arm

Oscar’s catholic guilt

Oscar’s arm parasites 

Kayne’s grippers

Kayne’s canines

Kayne’s nose

Kayne’s pussy

Kayne’s stolen titties

Kayne’s tentacle dick 

Kayne’s long fingies

Kayne’s man titties 

Larson’s shattered eyeballs

Faust’s femur

John’s eldritch eyes

John’s right foot

John’s nose

John’s pinky finger

John’s left thumb 

John’s whimpering

John’s groaning 

John’s wooden finger 

John's breasts

Yellow’s tentacles

Yellow’s nose

Yellow’s tentaclussy

Yellow’s dick

The king in yellow’s nose 

Noel’s hard to reach itch

Noel’s nose

Noel’s trench coat

Witch’s talisman

Witch’s nose

Tooth from malevolent

Yorick

Malam’s lost ear

Darkthur’s lost arm

Waylay management

The dies irae

feel free to let me know if i've missed anyone :D

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

This is our “Do you love the color of the sky?” Post.

Do you know the Arthur Lester’s Body Parts?

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

@jermie-snickerdoodle you wanted to know how many of us exist?

These are the ones we know about. More are coming everyday

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

never knew where a single bet would get me but here i am wtf

[skibidi705]

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YOO guys I got an ask @jermie-snickerdoodle @cowboyhatsinthesea

Im literally so invested

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

woafh

[cowboyhatsinthesea]

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What?? D:

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

case wtf

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠞⠛⠉⢙⡛⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢰⠁⠀⠀⠉⢻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠜⢹⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⡶⠶⠮⠭⠵⢖⠒⠿⢤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠚⠿⡷⣄⣀⣴⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠪⣻⣄⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠤⠴⠒⠚⢋⣭⣟⣯⣍⠉⠓⠒⠦⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡝⣧⠔⠋⠁⠀⣀⠤⠔⣶⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠍⠉⠒⠢⢤⣀⠈⠑⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⠤⢤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣞⣧⠤⠒⠉⠀⠀⠾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢲⣴⣾⣷⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠳⢦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠟⢿⣿⣧⠙⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠐⢄⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢊⣭⣬⣭⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⡀⠀⠑⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣦⡀⠀⠑⢄⣀⢿⠇⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⠟⠁⠀⠀⠉⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠤⠤⠤⣀⡀⠈⠙⡄⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣝⢦⡀⠀⣠⡞⠢⢄⠀⡜⣼⠁⣠⣴⣶⢦⡀⠀⢻⠀⠀⢀⣎⡴⠟⠛⠛⠶⣝⢦⠀⠘⡄⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀ ⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⢻⡾⠋⠀⣀⣀⠁⠁⡇⢰⢿⣄⣿⣎⢷⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⡝⢀⣤⣄⡀⠀⠙⢷⡀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀ ⠸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠈⠙⣳⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⣧⠀⢀⣀⣀⡉⠱⣿⣼⣆⢿⠻⣯⡞⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⣷⣏⢙⣿⡻⡆⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀ ⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡏⠈⠁⠀⠀⠉⠢⠈⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠁⢀⣿⠇⠀⠈⣿⣿⢿⡟⣧⡷⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇ ⠀⠈⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠢⠤⠔⡽⠁⠚⠉⠉⠉⢗⢷⣄⡠⣀⢻⣆⣀⣠⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡷⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱ ⠀⠀⠀⠻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠻⡄⠀⢀⣀⡤⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡈⠁⠀⠀⠸⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣀⣤⡶⠟⠉⠙⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⠀⡇⣿⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣤⡀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠍⠠⠤⠒⠂⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢀⣽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡉⠓⠦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣉⡿⠓⠲⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠶⢤⣤⣄⣀⣠⣤⡤⠶⠛⣿⡀⠀⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠉⠙⠒⠲⠤⠤⠤⣤⣤⡤⠖⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣷⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣧⡀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢫⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡱⡀⠀⠀⠣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⣔⢹⡉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣆⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠳⣥⣠⣹⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣕⢄⠀⠀⠈⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠢⠌⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢷⡦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠔⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠺⢕⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠴⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠻⠤⢄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⠤⠴⠒⠊⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

what

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

Hey scrimbo

hey dont read the tags!! nothing bad just dont read them!! >:)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid

[arthur-lesters-tits]

rolls towards you ominously

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

what the FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH NO WHAT THE HOLY SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

(dont read the tags >:])

[arthur-lesters-receding-hairline]

skitters across the floorboards

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

drags across wood in a terrible shriek

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Be veeery afraid

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Oh now you’ve done it. They’re all gonna swarm you now, pal. Don’t worry, I mean you no harm. Have a blood and sand. 🍹

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

im so scared but also thanks for a blood and sand >:)

[arthur-lesters-larynx]

heheheh

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

YOU I REMEMBER YOU! >:0

[arthur-lesters-larynx]

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

GET BACK HERE!

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid

[arthur-lesters-tits]

rolls towards you ominously

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

what the FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH NO WHAT THE HOLY SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

(dont read the tags >:])

[arthur-lesters-receding-hairline]

skitters across the floorboards

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

drags across wood in a terrible shriek

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Be veeery afraid

[arthur-lesters-mitochondria]

>:)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

is arthur lester a single celled organism?

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid

[arthur-lesters-tits]

rolls towards you ominously

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

what the FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH NO WHAT THE HOLY SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

(dont read the tags >:])

[arthur-lesters-receding-hairline]

skitters across the floorboards

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

drags across wood in a terrible shriek

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Be veeery afraid

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Oh now you’ve done it. They’re all gonna swarm you now, pal. Don’t worry, I mean you no harm. Have a blood and sand. 🍹

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

im so scared but also thanks for a blood and sand >:)

[arthur-lesters-larynx]

heheheh

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

YOU I REMEMBER YOU! >:0

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

Confess your Sins

when i was 12 i accidentally broke my 8 year old brothers laptop by accident but no one ever knew it was me

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

get contacts please. your blue orbs scare us

no. >:)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid

[arthur-lesters-tits]

rolls towards you ominously

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

what the FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH NO WHAT THE HOLY SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

(dont read the tags >:])

[arthur-lesters-receding-hairline]

skitters across the floorboards

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

drags across wood in a terrible shriek

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Be veeery afraid

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Oh now you’ve done it. They’re all gonna swarm you now, pal. Don’t worry, I mean you no harm. Have a blood and sand. 🍹

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

im so scared but also thanks for a blood and sand >:)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid

[arthur-lesters-tits]

rolls towards you ominously

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

what the FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH NO WHAT THE HOLY SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

(dont read the tags >:])

[arthur-lesters-receding-hairline]

skitters across the floorboards

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

drags across wood in a terrible shriek

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

im utterly terrified!

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid

[arthur-lesters-metatarsals]

doing my part

[cowboyhatsinthesea]

@jermie-snickerdoodle One day i see you hating month old water and the next i see arthur lesters body parts suddenly swarming you

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

NO WAIT NO DONT LEAVE ME HERE PLEASE NOOOOO!!

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid

[arthur-lesters-tits]

rolls towards you ominously

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

what the FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH NO WHAT THE HOLY SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

(dont read the tags >:])

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

okay body parts of whoever arthur lester is how many of you ARE there me and my friend made a bet and now i need to know

[arthur-lesters-synapses]

Oh over a hundred of us :::)

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

i knew it. I KNEW IT

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

And do you realize how many you’ve invited?

Because we crawl out of the woodwork… >:3

[jermie-snickerdoodle]

are you guys like bugs and should i be afraid