Daughter made me do it

It's why I have tumblr.

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[dajo42]

all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective

rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon

rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider

rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one of my students

rubeus hagrid and holy shit legal dragons

rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about my brother

rubeus hagrid and oh god aragog why

rubeus hagrid and harry no 

[jermswarfare]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“firefly” is the opposite of “waterfall”

[skeletxnqueen]

what have you done

[sadoeconomist]

In an alternate universe there’s a long-running TV show called Waterfall about the crew of the Waterfall-class starship Agitation

Its theme song goes “drown the land and freeze the sea, you can take the sky from me”

Nobody really likes it but it keeps getting renewed season after season

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[follow-the-new-nicoleconner-ini]

The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken.

oh my god

[matthealyslut]

The reason we’re here…

Chicken

[bellatricksters]

So the chicken came first

[adulthoodisokay]

im deleting my blog

[oknope]

new year’s resolution:

may this year be more fuck yeah than fuck this

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[prokopetz]

“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

[dani-saur]

Oh my God who are you

[jermswarfare]

My last will and testament. #theyknowwhatisaid

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[demonic-maru]

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

[waitingwanderlust-deactivated20]

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

[offendedstraightboy]

son sit down literally everybody gets it