trying again

[h4h4n0tfunny]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Please stop bringing your kids to the park I’m trying to day drink

[oddarette]

Ferrero Rocher Bulbasaur 🍫💖

[dogpuppy]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[sleepygayart]

[cosmonautroger]

[theocseason4]

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

[sixty-silver-wishes]

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

[nonporous]

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[bakwaaas]

love is stored in the cow

[cherrypikkins]

some of my favorite black cat motivationals :3

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3