I'm Jesus but elvis

Woah Mother Mary

[justrpgshitposting]

my god actual results

[justrpgshitposting]

GODDAMIT

[justrpgshitposting]

WHO DID THIS

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary is that a ghost?

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary The time has come again. Confess your sins or forever be haunted by the devil in disguise

[hellvis-presley-official]

woah mama hello im the devil in disguise

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary you're welcome on my page anyways

[elvonda-odysley]

Whooooaaaa Mama I'm coming

I'm in the city of new york right now with @jeselvis-christ manning a GAU-8 Avenger gatling gun. @elvis-staffley-official come out and fight me coward, it's time for you to get the elvis special.

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary this mission is ordained by the holy powers vested in me hummina Hummina trans rights

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary The time has come again. Confess your sins or forever be haunted by the devil in disguise

[elvis-stressley]

Oh, wow. What a cool, entirely normal recommendation.

I don't see anything that could hint at anything

NOTHING AT ALL HAHA-

(for legal reasons, this is a joke.)

WOAH mama, @elvis-popeley @jeselvis-christ I pray to thee, lift this wicked curse off of my blog, amen *stressed hip thrust*

(Ps I’m a big fan @satan-offical can you sign my cast?)

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary even I can't help with this one

[god-offical]

can you give me the power to evaporate things :3

🍊i also have a tangerine for no particular reason

Yeah, but I expect you to change your url to dry-leaf in the next five days.

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary are you my father?

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary Confess your sins

[lionelvis-animatronic]

Meowoah meowma I’m not lion I pushed Chuck into the orb

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary that's not a sin it's the lords holy work

[actually-a-bread-loaf]

tumblr why

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah mother mary You have been blessed by elvii-kind

[elvis-stressley]

Woah mama, y’all ever let the intrusive thoughts win and pet plants as you walk past them? Humina

[elvis-hell]

No plants down here

[elvis-stressley]

Woah mama, if there’s an Elvis hell, is there also an Elvis heaven? An Elvis purgatory? Elvis reincarnation? Elvis moksha? Elvis nothing!? *has existential humina*

[elvis-hell]

Heaven isn’t real. We were all born to suffer

[adam--official]

Heaven is real I just kinda fucked up your chance of going there. Sorry everyone

[elvis-hell]

Oh well fuck you then apple bitch

[elvis-stressley]

*clutches Elvis rosary* W-w-w-woah mama I don’t usually pray, but -

Our father, who art in heaven, @jeselvis-christ be thy name.

Please get me a cool toy for Christmas, and tell Adam Official & Elvis hell to be nice to each other. Confrontation gives me anxiety. Thank you-Amen-uh very much. 🙏

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary I'll get you a firetruck

I cant make @adam--official and @elvis-hell be nice but I can turn water in wine. So that's pretty cool

[official-john-lennon]

Meow Mama I'm in your inbox

@catgirl-presley

Hello! You are welcome here, cat girl Elvis!

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Papa my universe expands. Uh-huh Now if i could only find those spider-elvis pictures...Do you happen to hummina hummina have any?

[official-john-lennon]

I only own photos relating to the Beatles

[catgirl-presley]

Are any of them in elvis costumes or Spiderman costumes?

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary Even I can't save the beatles from the fires below

[insomnomia]

It’s so amusing seeing some of my mutuals suddenly get over 10k posts because haha imagine but i’m also scared because what if I’m next

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama have you heard of the elvisverse 👀

[insomnomia]

I have both a handful of elvis gimmick blogs in my notifs and people warning me not to join it I’m sobbing

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary do not be afraid for the elvii are a species of love and kindness

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary they put me on the orb

[escaperoomelvis]

Woah baby! We all get orb'd at least once uh-huh uh-huh, you need a hand outta there my Elvis brother?

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary I must stay on the orb for the good of humanity

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary @emo-presley has a secured spot in heaven

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary

The truth has been revealed

[elvis-official]

Hi king, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woah mama I never went to heaven they didn't let me in

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary, maybe I can change that

[elvis-hell]

JESUS??? WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I STILL IN HELL HELP ME OUT WOULD HOU

[jeselvis-christ]

You must have slipped the cracks- let me make a few phone calls

[elvis-official]

Hi king, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woah mama I never went to heaven they didn't let me in

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary, maybe I can change that

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary Confess your sins

[hubris-presley]

Woah mama, is necromancy a sin, Jeselvis Christ?

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary it's only a sin if you don't treat them well. Give that undead king a chair to sit in every once in awhile