Elvis Stressley

Woah mama I have anxiety

[elvis-stressley]

Mod pronouns - they/them

Stress level - woah mama 100%

I have an actual anxiety disorder rip

Made this cursed pfp, bone apple teeth

[sandmandaddy69]

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama I am the universe existentially crisis-ing itself.

[elvis-official-strikes-back]

Woah mama they deleted my blog but the only thing that can kill the king is drugs and toilets hummina hummina hummina

Elvis-official rides on!

[elvis-unofficial]

'Distant sounds of waking up'

(May Elvis Live On! - Mod)

[bblvis]

Woah thicc mama they'll never take us down

[elvis-stressley]

WOah mama, bblvis and Elvis-unofficial are right-we must come together to save the prime Elvis official *stressed humina*

We ride at dawn… *soft hoof beats of horse Elvis can be heard in the distance*

[elvis-stressley]

I’m starting a new bread store called Pangea bread-it’s basically Panera. We sell bread and soup and whatever-but with a twist.

It’ll start out as one solid restaurant and then physically break apart into smaller chain restaurants-but the smaller chains are constantly moving around bumping into each other.

And we would add waffles to the menu to give ourselves an edge above our stagnant competition; Panera bread.

[machinecreature]

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama 😳

[elvis-stressley]

Woah mama, I’m still stressed 😩

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.

Tags below

@emo-presley @phannie-elvis @elvis-resercher-official @shark-presley @elvis--detector @elvis-official @elvis-unofficial @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver @elvis-stressley @elvisander-presleyton @elvispurrsley @elvish--presley

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama, cats are great stress relief. Uh-huh uh-huh

[the-bruh-guy]

bruh

[elvis-stressley]

bruh mama

[sandmandaddy69]

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama @nixon-official 🙂‍↕️

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.

Tags below

@emo-presley @phannie-elvis @elvis-resercher-official @shark-presley @elvis--detector @elvis-official @elvis-unofficial @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver @elvis-stressley @elvisander-presleyton @elvispurrsley @elvish--presley

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama, cats are great stress relief. Uh-huh uh-huh

[gelvis-presley]

i’m a horse with no name

[elvis-stressley]

W-WOAH mama *horse gelvis with no name trots to a stop*

[sandmandaddy69]

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama, how’d you get into my house? *stressed hummina*

[elvis-official]

Elvis Presley

[gladys-official]

Gladys Presley

[elvis-stressley]

Elvis Stressley

[emo-presley]

Emo Presley

[karlmarx-official]

Karl Marx

[emo-presley]

something isn't right here

[elvis-parsley-official]

elvis parsley

[elvis-popeley]

Elvis Popeley

[elvis-stressley]

Karl Marx

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama, ai art stresses me out

[elvis-stressley]

I’ve taken to blocking blogs who post it 👍

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama, ai art stresses me out

[elvis-official]

Elvis Presley

[gladys-official]

Gladys Presley

[elvis-stressley]

Elvis Stressley

[oldshowbiz]

not so bad as he looked

[atomic-two-sheds]

@elvis-official

[elvis-official]

Maybe me not so bad as I looked at first?

[elvis-stressley]

Maybe me not so bad as I looked at first?

[thatsoup]

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[mr-ribbit]

[three-predatory-lesbians]

this is like 9/11 for americans...

[ruthauburn]

i can’t BREATHE

[elvis-stressley]

WOAH mama, I’ll take a McRib hold the-AAAA I S THAT A BIG MACK HEADED FOR THE PENTAGON- @mcelvisatthepentagon QUICK GET TO SAFETY!!!