Introduction post 🫶
My name is Adam. Like Adam And Eve. I used to live in Eden but somebody tricked me into eating a quince. So that's over now.
To emphasize, the fruit that damned everyone to eternal torment was a quince, not just an apple. Posts relating to my fruit fuckup are tagged "the Quincident"
I have a beautiful wife, Eve, and so many children, including but not limited to Cain, Abel, and Seth. Cain has been missing ever since Abel died, and Seth... Seth is a lot.
I have eight billion grandkids. You're one of them. We're all family here. I regularly refer to myself in the third person as "Grandpa." It's because I'm grandpa
If you're here to ask me about Lilith, please don't. Look, she's a perfectly nice demon, but I didn't have any sort of relationship with her! Ben Sira included me in his autobiographical libel and I'll never forgive him for that
Feel free to send asks! I love talking with everybody :-) (please sned asnke pkease send askdks pla send askd pleasf sefn asksss)
My reblogs are tagged as "Adam reblogs things", posts are tagged as "Adam says things", replies to asks are "Adam replies to things". Anything relating to Minecraft is tagged "Adam likes Minecraft". I like Minecraft :-)















