Elvonda Odysley

Elvis but a honda odyssey

[elvonda-odysley]

Woah Mama Elvis is now a 2010 Honda Odyssey. How the humina humina hell did this happen.

Little more to me I am currently on a trip to Canada to find Ryan Reynolds and make him apologize for his hurtful comments about Honda Odysseys in Deadpool and Wolverine. I'm currently in Arizona, but I'm not sure where I am because the admin of this blog needs to get off their ass and look at a map.

Also I run over transphobes.

[rosaria-zip]

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

[artemisiamasterofnone]

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

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[obsessivebookwormalert]

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

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[faewantscoffee]

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

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[ghostofconnell]

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[mag-the-kobold]

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[yourlocalavian]

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

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[maedaeeee]

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

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[vickysnowpawz]

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

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[volume-down]

come on

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[mychemicalplatonicrelationship]

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

Come my swarm! No note limit!

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[whatonearthisgoingon]

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[goose-offical]

hey.

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[queer-as-city-folk]

DIVA DOWN, I REPEAT, DIVA DOWN!!!

[transfem-elvis]

NO MAMA

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, all im saying is who fired them and where does that person live?

[2very-2uncorrect]

Hey so I thought we as userbase should organize spontaneous blackout protest against shapes inc ads here. I thought Feb 26th would be a good date (so ppl has 72 hrs notice if they want to participate), we would log off for 24hrs to show tumblr we are not okay with that (and also for shapes to get less ad revenue for a day in a process lol). Tag would be 'anti shapes inc protest'

If you like the idea/want to participate, help spread the word by reblogging this ask. Thanks <3

I would happily comply with this, hopefully enough people participate for it to make an impact!

[homosexuality-offical]

op died but. Hey.

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, I'm going on a random road trip from L.A. to Minneapolis and I need a playlist for the 27 hour trip. Users of tumblr assemble the music please.

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

notes game (no spamming you get one like one reblog and one comment there is no end date i will edit the post with pictures of the goals completed)

1 note: I put an off brand tide pod on top of the fridge (COMPLETED)

50 notes: I put a second off brand tide pod on top of the fridge (COMPLETED)

100 notes: I put a third off brand tide pod on top of the fridge (COMPLETED)

150 notes: I put a fourth off brand tide pod on top of the fridge (COMPLETED)

200 notes: I bake a loaf of bread

300 notes: I put a fifth off brand tide pod on top of the fridge

400 notes: I put a sixth off brand tide pod on top of the fridge

500 notes: I put a seventh off brand tide pod on top of the fridge

600 notes: I put a eighth off brand tide pod on top of the fridge

700 notes: I put a ninth off brand tide pod on top of the fridge

800 notes: I make baked apples

900 notes: I put a tenth off brand tide pod on top of the fridge

1000 notes: I ask my 4'11 grandmother if she noticed where all her off brand tide pods have been going

EDIT: if this does well I will continue the off brand tide pod journey past my current 1000 notes goal

[mir-derov-crows]

ATTENTION ALL TUMBLR USERS

what are you

cishet

queer (aka not cis or heterosexual/heteroromantic)

Voting ended onFeb 12

pretty pretty please reblog

[elvis-official]

I think with how Elvis impersonators work is that they're all a huge mind connected to the real elvis

We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.

[frelvis-mercury]

We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.

[elvispurrsley]

We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis

[elvonda-odysley]

We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.

[elvonda-odysley]

Once you get further up north, consider a stop at Pleasant Point, "nothing" will happen ?

Vroom Mama actually me and the Mothman are on good terms.

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama

Vroom Mama, it's been a while and the world's kind of gone to further shit. Anyway seeing as I'm technically a Dndads reference I just wanted to say hi, promote the 4th season of dndads and say fuck ICE and the rest of the Nazis running this damn country. If you're from America and can look for resources to fight the bullshit going on. If you're not from here I'm sure your countries probably about to or is currently experiencing some sort of fascist wave and I'm sorry. But no matter what remember to find friends and community. That's the most important thing you can do. Especially irl community. Anyway luv y'all Elvonda out.

[moonelight-deactivated20250912]

If you’ve ever seen me reblog anything to the wrong blog, no you haven’t. I’ve never made a mistake in my life ever.

[shingojira]

[elvis-official]

THIS DID NOT HAPPEN STOP LYING

[elvonda-odysley]

Yeah sorry that one was me actually. My bad gang. The weapons nixon supplied me with are a little volatile.

[d1procrasinator]

My child is fine! WRONG! Your child secretly has tumblr and is queer.

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama in 6 days i see the gerard himself

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Princess Elvis

Elvonda Odysley

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onSep 6, 2025

@princess-elvis

@elvonda-odysley

[princess-elvis]

Woah Queen, a princess is far more attractive than a car *graceful hip thrust*

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, this is objectivly untrue. I have the best ass out of anyone in the world. Therefore I'm sexier.

[gladys-official]

Woah tumblr don't hit kids hit their parents mummina mummina

[elvis-staffley-official]

I am approaching your location with a boxing glove

[gladys-official]

Woah son you are not a kid. But also, I could fucking kick your ass. Bring it on BITCH

Love, your woah mama

P.S: mummina mummina

[elvis-staffley-official]

I’ve survived Elvonda and a swarm of locusts, I am reluctant to believe there’s anything you can do to hurt me, old woman.

[elvonda-odysley]

[elvonda-odysley]

Come to Brazil

Maybe later right now I'm a roadie with My Chem