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Love Begins
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@jessgibbs
TEXT || DOUGESS
Doug: So I had some free time and got curious and started watching this season of The Bachelorette and I had to stop when I saw the Bachelorette making out with a man in a full cat suit on the first episode. I've never watched the show before, is this typical? Does that move WORK on people?
Jess: Oh, Douggie, it's so cute that this shocks you! But, yeah, honestly, reality TV can get pretty wild so if you really wanna dive into it, you gotta be prepared!
is it weird to you to be dating someone younger than you?
@dougdeppert is literally only two years younger than me, so... no?
text 💬 maress
marley: i am not jealous. i never wanted to be that jealous girlfriend anyway. i know li and i love each other more than like anything. so why should i be worried about someone else? right?
jess: right! li is totally cuckoo for cocoa puffs crazy about you, marls! as long as that's true, i don't think there's any reason to be jelly nor would he dare look somewhere else. and, if he did, he'll have me, syd, and quincy to answer to. :)
greta, sleepy, rosalie, jonquil, evie, jay
do the sexy love™ with: I’m happily taken, but my boyfriend isn’t an option, so... @jonquilkoenig just because he is super handsome.
sacrifice myself for: @evie--grimhilde, obviously! She’s one of my very best girls!
kick: @sleepyjr-schlafrig. Wake up!
take to prom: @rosalienxthale! Let’s make it a girl’s night!
abandon in jurassic park: @gretagesundheit. There’s a Jurassic Park video game, right? Maybe she’d be okay!
push off a bridge: Sorry, @jaynassar!
How do you feel about anchovies?
Don’t think I’m a fan, sorry! I like sushi, but I think that might be where my relationship with seafood starts and ends.
Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”
how do you feel about costumes in the bedroom?
Oh, my! I think it’d depend on the costumes? But also, isn’t that kinda the same as roleplaying? And, in that case, I’m not sure it’d be my thing! I’d rather me and the person I’m with be, you know, ourselves!
Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”
owning a competitive clothes line
That’s the goal, obvi! The fashion world is super competitive, so I need to be totally ready to face up to it! But, saying that, I also don’t wanna lean into that too much because I think it’s super, super important to be supportive of my fellow designers. We all have a passion for fashion and should support each other accordingly! Healthy competition is a thing, people.
Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”
How do you feel about your besties' significant others?
As long as my girls @marley-yao and @sydneyandersen never come to me and tell me that @lishangjr and @deeturkey are being anything less than perfect boyfriends, I think they’re great!
Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”
How do you feel about Doug's friendships with other girls?
I feel great about them! @dougdeppert is allowed to be friends with whoever he wants and it’d be way unfair for me to be one of those girlfriends that gets mad about stuff like that for no reason. I trust Douggie completely to be friends with other girls just like I’d hope he trusts me to be friends with other guys! Besides, if you do feel, like, crabby and insecure about that stuff with your boyfriend, then... sorry to say this, but I think it means you probably don’t trust him and shouldn’t be with him.
Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”
chicks before dicks
I personally prefer the phrase ‘sisters before misters’ because it sounds cuter, but that’s basically my life motto! I love my best girls so much and since forever, I’ve always pledged to put my girls first and boys second.
Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”
What song would you choose to describe your love life right now?
I’m gonna go with Fallin’ For You by Colbie Caillat.
count on me - bruno mars
Aww! Yes, totally! I’m gonna assume this is one of my best girlies and the feeling is definitely mutual!
If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?
Um, @dougdeppert! Duh!
For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Blake Porter. You're welcome.
@jungleboyblake is a cutie! But do you know who’s even more of a cutie? @dougdeppert! Besides, even if I didn’t already have a super amazing boyfriend I have every intention on spending Valentine’s Day with, he’s both gay and married, so I’ve got no shot with him any way you look at it.
TEXT 🙋 JESERK
Herk: Okay so I know it's too soon to think about it BUT if you marry into a dwarf family, are you going to need to take on a dwarf name? And if you DO, what would yours be? Dressy? Fancy? Pretty?! Too many options!
Jess: Oh my gosh, YES, it is too soon!! Not that Douggie isn't complete husband material (because he is), but I don't wanna scare him away with this sort of talk already! ...That being said, though, this IS a fun thought! I kind of like Dressy and Pretty, but hmmm, I don't know!
TEXT ✉ SOOKESS
Jess: I'm having a movie night tonight! I'm usually strictly rom com, but I should try other stuff, too! Did you have any suggestions?
TEXT ✉ QUESS
Jess: Are you more for puppies or kitties? Because I feel like having a pet is such a cute idea, but I feel like I'd be more of a kitty girl myself.