Well, I really thought it over… and still no. I’m a gym teacher and I’m stoned, if anything we’re now on the same level.
Fine fine. But I'm taking a five second head start.
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@jessica-carver
Well, I really thought it over… and still no. I’m a gym teacher and I’m stoned, if anything we’re now on the same level.
Fine fine. But I'm taking a five second head start.
Sorry to hand out bad news, but it doesn’t work that way.
Oh come on Tristan. Can't you make an exception?
She opens her mouth to speak, looking like she’s about to say something serious. Then she shakes her head, thinking better of it and smiles. “I was just wondering how things are going for you?”
Jessica quirked a brow giving the woman a somewhat confused look. She could have sworn that the woman was about to say something else to her rather than a generic how are things going. "Things are......fine. Is that...is that really what you wanted to say to me? I don't think asking me how things are is something that really had to wait til after class."
She nods and goes to help other students. When the bell rings and the other people start filing out of the room, Giselle makes her way back over to Jessica’s desk.
Jessica leaned back in her seat quirking a brow as she stared quietly up at Giselle waiting to find out what is was she wanted.
You’re on, Jessica.
Yay! If by some chance you are faster make sure you let me win kay?
Sounds like a challenge. Do you wanna test that?
Umm... Yes!
I can run, just not as well as usual.
Well I bet I can run faster.
I can do a lot of things high — running around isn’t one of them. So yea, definitely on the same page there.
Now I feel like challenging you to a race. I kind of think it would be fun to see you actually trying to run while high.
Oh no, I have a job and stuff to do — that wouldn’t work at all. I think it’d be counterproductive. Well, most of the time at least.
Well that's something we can agree on.
No, not really, no. I mean sometimes, but I wouldn’t say usually. How often is usually?
Like most of the time is what usually means I guess but if you're not that's good.
I think it’s more disturbing than anything else, it’s like my extremities have lied to me my whole life. It’s like finding out your best friend was really Will Smith all along.
I see. Tell me Tristan are you usually high?
I’m serious. Toes are literally feet fingers. They are quite literally interchangeable, I was reading an article about that, and it fucked me up for weeks. I think that’s why both toes and fingers are phalanges. There’s no difference.
That's umm....interesting.
I think about a lot of things like — oh! Why do birds flock in the shape of Australia? Toes are just feet fingers. That one fucked with me for a while.
......
Because it crossed my mind, and I was curious how long it would take for death by volcano. Okay, well good. Nothing good about being grumpy, you should relax.
What an odd thought to have just randomly come to your mind. I'll have you know that I'm very relaxed. You know Tristan I find you to be rather odd but slightly amusing.
You don’t have to be high to understand what my question meant, you’re just being grumpy — and judgmental. I’m Tristan. Are you always this grumpy?
I just don't know why you would ask such a question. Unless you plan on diving into a pool of lava at some point which I would warn you against as it isn't a very bright idea. As far as me being grumpy perhaps I am a little but I'm not being judgmental so shush. I'm not always this grumpy either.
"Alright," She seems to think a second and looks at the clock, noticing class is almost over. "Actually, could I talk to you after the bell rings?"
Jessica would tilt her head as she quirked a brow. Looking down at her notebook which clearly didn't have her assignment written she tapped her pen against the page once before glancing back up with a short nod and a sweet smile. "Of course."
You’re not focusing on the important questions here, pretty stranger.
Oh? I didn't really find your question to be all that important unless you have to be high to understand what the question actually means. I'm Jessica by the way and who are you slightly creepy stranger?