Maddy

Not a drag queen but I wish I was

[pixies--dust]

Reblog if you would be ok if your son was a long furby

[strange-aeons]

A new long furby is born - his name is Thursday and he’s plaid because it’s GAY

[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………

[laughconfetti]

Check them for me, court jester

[normal-ghost]

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

[idek-anymore46]

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

[kirbycore]

[zaynsjm]

Violet Chachki in Love and Drag

[mendozaquintana-deactivated2022]

being straight must be so exhausting guys like imagine having to type out hahaha instead of just hitting your keyboard at random

[lesbianrobinnbuckley]

tfw Adore talks about sucking Bianca’s dick

[untuckedqueens]

cuddly adore is my fave

[jessicafromreception]

A brief summary of almost every episode of Season 6, post-snatch game.

Someone: *says/does anything*

Bianca: :(

Adore: *says/does anything*

Bianca: :)

[jessicafromreception]

Bianca: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Bianca: Not you, Adore. You're an angel and we're thrilled that you're here.

[yekatrixie]

“& there’s a foot in my pussy, if you’re wondering”

[bangbangaquaria]

The only three RPDR Queens to hit 1 million followers on Instagram.

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!

[slightlynaive]

I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash) If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return. Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.

[chiiri-h]

This is true, all soaps, shampoos, and the like are tossed after a guest checks out of the hotel even if it’s clearly unopened because it is considered a health hazard violation in most places if they’re left there. If someone were to somehow get sick from it, a hotel can be shut down. Just take the toiletries, they’re ordered in bulk as is and only cost the hotel a few dollars to order them by the hundreds

[closedcrackerdyke]

the wig…the boots…the outfit…she was giving us everything

[glamazonjesus]

Michelle Visage talking about unprofessional queens. This woman is taking me to church

[fryshook]