Listen To Phil In The Blanks

Jessie - 19, ●_● instagram: jessical_austin

[deadbeatmaker]

When you have no sense of self and someone says something about you

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[thebootydiaries]

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

[shitboy96]

Pokemon is problematic because it normalises the hunting and capturing of wild animals that were otherwise perfectly happy and safe in their natural habitadmdbwjdbbsns

[skullforbrains]

[tgwdlmreprised]

HEY ARIN!

 LETS PLAY FOOTBALL!

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

But Dan…

I don’t know how to play-

[tgwdlmreprised]

FOOTBALL

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

AAAUUUGH

[vulture-jack]

I have this theory that if they had given the emoji guy like the simple dot emoji eyes then he wouldn’t be as inherently hateable what do you guys think

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

CORRECT

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theopossumking]

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

[catsandcataclysms]

Wait this means… Waluigi probably did get an invite to Smash, he just gave it to his child instead. A Proud Father

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[colonel-orneryarchives]

[revedas]

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

[75orchids]

Literally only 90s kids remember this. Any adults in the 90s had no idea what the fuck these were. That’s why so many adults died due to heat strokes while they were in their cars in the 90s. They had no idea how car windows function. This post is dedicated to all those who lost loved ones due to the incompetency of automobile manufacturers who thought it was a good idea to make a hand crank that only people born the 90s could see.

[browsedankmemes]

[werewolf-cuddles]

OH MY GOD IT’S HIM

[jessicalaustin]

Is this Myspace?

[jessicalaustin]

got a nose ring, then some inspiration ( :

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[markv5]

Камуфляж этого семейства позволяет ему притворяться огромным бесформенным леопардом…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“The camouflage of this family allows it to disguise itself as a huge, formless leopard”