Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.
Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!
You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.
[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]
Hehe, I really enjoyed working on these ! Still wished I had done more but eh, I have a hard time managing my time as usual 😩 Hope you still enjoy them !
Early life Cecil head cannons / Dating young Cecil head cannons (there both there own sections all SFW)
Head cannons - early life
He definitely rides a motorcycle of sorts but had to retire it after he became director.
He owns a seat at a local dinner and that is his seat and only his seat. He strolls in at 4 am and eats the exact same coffee and eggs every time.
He’s allergic to cats but he’ll pet any animal he finds. He always pets a cat and dosent care if his hand gets all swollen
He definitely has tried to own some sort of pet before but had to give it up since he isn’t at home for weeks and isn’t there to take care of it.
He can’t play any instrument like at all except a harmonica bc well prison dose that to you. No musical rhythm at all besides that.
He is very good at DDR somehow bc the game tells him what to do and it gets him moving.
He definitely shops at Walmart all the time. And continues to shop there even after becoming the director.
He is a southern baby from Kansas and everyone called him Dorthy when he first joined the GDA force.
Probably had a mostly normal family and home life but it’s his sense of justice and wanting to make a real impact on the world that led him to join the GDA. Both of his parents of very much alive and well but he just dosent talk to them and his parents know that his job is important and can’t talk to them. They occasionally send each other letters, but on a side note he’s probably more closer to father than mother.
he definitely got some sort of physical punishments when he was a kid and says that it was his character development. Older Cecil will definitely say the opposite now.
He has 2 older siblings but there all older then him by a 7 year age gap and never connected with them.
He definitely used a fake accent when he was younger to sound more “city like” but then just stoped caring once he became the director
Dating head cannons
He will try to get you flowers but they always come damaged some how.
You don’t see him often as he’s always out on field missions now but he always comes back to you first.
After becoming the new director he promotes you to have a high access key so you can always reach him.
He isn’t the jealous type but after you finish talking to someone else he plans a kiss on your head or a hand around your shoulder.
He isn’t the high romantic type and dosent see the point of many couple things but he’ll try to mimic what others do in a relationship
He’s the guy to hold your hand while he trails behind letting you take the lead when walking, he also just likes the view from behind better.
He likes physical contact the most and has to restrain him self to not drape him self over you.
Very much is into nick names and joking around. He becomes a lot more light hearted with you.
He isn’t high romantic type but he gose through your search history and your past habits to try and find out what you like / what you want so he can get you a good gift.
As a society, we need to go back to understanding that strangers on the internet are, you know, strangers. I feel lately that I'm seeing a rise in 'An author I love blocked me because they took my comment the wrong way' posts on the ao3 subreddit, and then the comment is them calling the author a fucking bitch or something like that.
Don't do this. Tone doesn't translate well in text, and if you don't have a rapport with that author, they are not going to interpret, 'You're a fucking bitch' as, 'Author I hate you for being so talented and making me feel so keenly.' They're going to interpret it as you being an asshole. You can shit talk with your friends because you have an established relationship with them and can distinguish between playful banter and genuine anger. You do not have this with a stranger, no matter how much you like their fics. You will have a much more pleasant time in fandom and not get cockblocked from interacting with your favorite writers if you remember this.
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