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Ortiz by name or tease by nature? Jessica. 26. Girlfiend, soccer player, personal trainer, and all around friend to all (I hope!).

[prueinthepages]

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I so adore a summer in the city.

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: omfg... hot

[liftwithapollo]

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yoooo trivia night with our new man (autumn threatened to tongue him when he got a question bout the world cup right)

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: omg bitches love a rodriguez!!!!! @jessortease: also omg @fizzybank your man looks cute asf

[loudenver]

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[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: HOT!!!!!!!!!!! wardo if you are reading this it's time to impregnate him NOW!

[cookwithizzy]

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so we knowwww i’m a summer girl but spring is woo’ing me so hard right now!!!!! (i got to take my spring lamb perry to the farmer’s market, saw my FAVE jam man of ALL TIME aaaand i got flowers for my chrissykins!!) it all felt very rom-com 💐🌸🌻🌼

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: everything about u is so fkn cute what the hell

[loudenver]

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New York, I love you, and you are not bringing me down in the slightest.

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: HOT HOT HOT!

[paranormaljoey]

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joey going on a spontaneous trip that she didn’t spend weeks upon weeks planning in advance? stranger things have happened! (alternate caption: poppy is planning a tour, chess is elbows deep in fashion things and other people are busy so i was left to my own devices.) see you soon @.talkvalentina i guess?????

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: omg hotties on tour

[mrmaxhayashi]

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I GOT A GIRL WHO THINKS I ROCK! 💞 thanks for making my heart fucking spin, ace. i like you. wanna talk about extending your contract with me if that’s something you’d be into.

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: my baby's all growed up @jessortease: y'all are so cute i'm doing spins

[marleybosswitch]

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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: yassss babyg @jessortease: i have my ticket but jared wants to know if there's any spare going bc my girl SOLD OUT

[pillowtalkjake]

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Sorry to all the unfortunates still shivering in NYC. Took my boy Wally to the Bahamas this weekend and we’re toasty af.

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: and where was mine and prue’s invite HMMMMM

[paranormaljoey]

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HEY! they were playing paranormal happenings in the gym today? i had a total leonardo dicaprio meme moment!!! (and i was only at the gym bc scotty HATES me and wants me to DIE. never again.)

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: omg scotty free my girl she ain't do nothin wrong

[cookwithizzy]

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good soup?

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: what if we 🥣 and then we 👉👌 and then you 💦 and we both 🥵

[mrmaxhayashi]

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hi hiro, i’m your uncle max ❤️

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: MY BABY’S BABY HAS A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHGHHHH

@jessortease: hiro ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

@jessortease: can i meet him omg omg omg

[cheerlaura]

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i’m getting better!!! but i still made cassie hold onto my hand the whole time ❄️

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: wtf this is so cute i wanna be a hot girl ice queen

[cookwithizzy]

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much like any other year i’m thankful for my adorable schnookum pookum polly pocket prince (and for mama and papa murdock for letting me gatecrash thanksgiving for the 384868th time 💖)

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: you guys are so cute it lowkey makes me wanna cry wtf #needthat

[loudenver]

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This shirt just put Max out fifteen dollars.

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: he's so qt it makes me sick

[loudenver]

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Posting thirst traps in my boyfriend’s jacket til he comes home to pay attention to me.

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: omg wardo go home and knock that boi UP!

[loudenver]

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It’s always gay halloween at our house

[jessicaortease]

@jessortease: HELL YEAH i love halloween let's get those boobies out king