to the moon and to saturn

joey claremont, or josephine if you're my grandma! sagittarius, swiftie, spooky gal. catch new episodes of paranormal happenings every friday on our youtube channel!

[plantgirlpops]

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another Rae, another slay!!!! 😍😍😍

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: JOEY TIME NEXT? 🥹

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[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: you are the coolest in the world!!!!!!

[valentinably]

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[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: pls count me out this time, my hangover still has a hangover from miami 😔

[valentinably]

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Cheering on my boys in red before I head back home! ❤️❤️❤️

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: these cars go so FAST what the HECK

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[ghosthuntingwithmicah]

@micahabiola replied to this story: Glad Val's got your covered, JC. Take care of your head. ❤️ I'll get a batch of sugar cookies in for when you're home.

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: great. sorry again for whatever it was i called you about.

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[valentinably]

@.talkvalentina shared this to her story. @.talkvalentina replied to this story: Poor baby! You're so brave, and I have it on good authority that Mickey still thinks you're a catch, despite some alleged voicemails he heard you leave.

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: wait, fr?? that’s crazy bc i think i cried on him so i’m not sure mickey is mentally well

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[officialdiegorodriguez]

@officialdiegorodriguez replied to this story: The Bly fam really know how to do a good hangover meal.

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: @officialdiegorodriguez technically olive garden did the meal but val charged it to her account so i think that counts.

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[plantgirlpops]

@.popstarpoppy replied to this story: i hope your head is feeling better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @.popstarpoppy replied to this story: sorry diego always says i should whisper after a night out 🤫🤫 ᶦ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ᶦˢ ᶠᵉᵉˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵃ ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ˢᵉᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒᵒⁿ

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: i should have just stayed at home and watched mona the vampire instead

@paranormaljoey: also apparently i called micah five times last night and also left him voicemails and idk what the heck i said but i all resulted in him leaving me a voicemail telling me how happy he and zoey were

@paranormaljoey: i am going to live on the miami beach in a hut for the rest of my life GOODBYE POPPY XOXOXO

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[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: i am never drinking again.

[chessyhoward]

@chessythrifts: @paranormaljoey Are you okay? Val sent me photos of you asleep upright. Fully dressed. In a bar.

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: @chessythrifts i was communing with the spirits.

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: i am never drinking again.

[talesofthetardis]

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Remnants of a day with Missy :D

[paranormaljoey]

@paranormaljoey: cute. as. HECK. btw i'm so sorry i drunk texted you the doctor's whole speech from voyage of the damned last night. i think that's what it was supposed to be in between all the typos btw.

[paranormaljoey]

VOICEMAIL: MICAH

Joey: She took your beanie. [sniffs] I left it on the kitchen counter and she saw it had your name on it and she took it because she thought she was allowed. [huffs] She wasn’t allowed! I’m the only one who gets to wear it. But you didn’t say anything, you just let her… [tearily] I know she’s nice but I don’t like her. And I want you to stop liking her and I miss you so much. Are we even friends anymore? My chest feels so heavy and… [man’s voice in background] Oh. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Um, Mickey’s gonna get me back to my hotel room. Not for sex. That’s only for hot people. He’s just being nice. ‘Kay, bye, and don’t forget about Fatty the Ghost.

[paranormaljoey]

VOICEMAIL: MICAH

Joey: [hiccups, words slurred] I wish I was maybe back in New York. With you. Val is still with Jason so they’re definitely… [dramatically whispers] Having sex. [whines] I wish I was having sex. Maybe with Mickey but also probably not. I kissed him earlier but nothing else. I am NOT allowed to say who I’d have sex with right now. [sighs then lets out a yelp] Oh no! I stood on a seashell. Micah, look! [pauses] Oh wait. Ha. Duh. You’re with Zoey and I’m in Miamiiiii. [quieter] I don’t really want to be in Miami but I came because I wanted to see if you’d notice if I left. [softly] I think I want you to miss me.

[paranormaljoey]

VOICEMAIL: MICAH

Joey: Mm… hi. I don’t know where Val is. There was a firefighter and he was hot and Val is hot and I think they went away to be hot together. But that makes sense because… yeah. Guys choose hot girls. [sighs] Like, you think Zoey is hot, you know? Like, you look at her you’re all… whoa. Hot. Girlfriend is hot. And yeah. I have had shots again. If you couldn’t tell. And thinking about how I don’t know how to be hot. I should’ve asked you if you found me hot before you got with Zoey buuuuut it didn’t seem nice at the time. [pauses] I don’t think you would find me hot anymore anyway. ‘Cause you’re with her.

[paranormaljoey]

VOICEMAIL: MICAH

Joey: Okay. Sorry for calling twice. Not super cool but I’ve had like three… honestly, maybe four shots. Val keeps buying me them. And that guy I was telling you about, his name’s Mickey, he says I should definitely call you again about Biltmore. And holy heck. Micah. The ghost that haunts it is allegedly called Fatty. We can’t call a ghost Fatty even if other people do, right? [giggles then hiccups] Maybe I’ll see if he’s heard of any more politically correct ghosts we can - oh, jeeze Louise! Val’s bought more shots. Gotta gooooo!

[paranormaljoey]

VOICEMAIL: MICAH

Joey: Hey, I wanted to check in real quick. I know this is technically meant to be a vacation but I can’t really switch my brain off from Paranormal mode sometimes. Basically, I was talking to this guy earlier and he’s a fan of the show. He was talking about this place called the Biltmore Hotel that’s around these parts and like, haunted as heck. He said we should give it a try so maybe we could do more research when I get back? So… yeah. That’s all I was really calling for. I know you’re probably busy right now but… yeah! Bye!