Jessica Piland

Dancer • Choreographer

[polarizeglow]

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

[ankle-beez]

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[jessicapiland]

Wandering (at Downtown Fort Myers)

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[babyanimalgifs]

the best thing you will see all year

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[mjalti]

Hillary Duff: let the rain fall down .. and wake my dreams … let it wash Away … my sanity

Me, 9 years old:

[melqdrama]

the jonas brothers paved the way for other boy bands. the jonas brothers got rid of the whole idea that choreographed dancing makes a boy band. they played REAL instruments. gave us hit after hit. when you look me in the eyes made every girl age 7-87 swoon. burnin up not only was a summer hit but also started the iconic niley/nelena love triangle. lovebug made every girl from age 7-87 swoon AGAIN. fly with me made us all nick stans for a month. they werent just musicians tho, they were ACTORS, PERFORMERS, and SONGWRITERS as well. gave us camp rock, camp rock 2, jonas, and jonas l.a. their 3D concer experience was a moment in time no one can recreate. nick doing a backhand spring during the instrumental break during Goodnight and Goodbye? bringing big rob out for his verse in burnin up? bringing out water guns and soaking the crowd? they knew how to put on a SHOW. not only did they write their own music from the START but also wrote on demi lovatos debut album. they were the biggest boy band of our generation and it is time for EVERYONE to recognize that.

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[clarabeau]

[clarabeau]

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

[bob-belcher]

[crunchie-morris]

New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

[babyanimalgifs]

this video always cheers me up

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[worldwariotwo]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[tyleroakley]

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

[quotemadness]

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

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