Jess the Jester

woof

[uptional]

[ruinedchildhood]

A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

[0925home]

[swimbakesleepeat]

Same

[homoschedule]

a text i thought i would never recieve

[elliehawking]

[biwesley-blog]

wheres the lie 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[rabbitloser]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。you!! ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

[kurtvile-deactivated20190625]

soulja boy tell em

[lovingrot]

experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

[warpedsoulgem-deactivated202102]

just say you got an infection from the piercing gun and go

[lovingrot]

this is the only funny response everyone else shut up

[wordsnquotes]

“We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”

— Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via wordsnquotes)

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[melonmemes]

[kimplz]

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

[gnarhh]

people will talk shit about you no matter what you do, so do whatever the fuck makes you happy.

[sift]

via weheartit

[chunkyheels]

I am YELLING

[disabilityhealth]

When I hear police sirens getting closer

[thebestoftumbling]

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.