What Did You Expect?

Good, you weren't getting anything anyways.

[catchymemes]

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

[sword-and-nightingale]

Take👏this👏bitch👏to👏court👏for👏harassment👏

[robin-in-a-hoodie]

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

[advanced-procrastination]

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

[commandtower-solring-go]

Please??

[theicysneasel]

Oooooo, prettyyyy…

[witchywolfie]

Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy

[lilsebastian1-blog]

FREE MONEEEYYYY

Soooo if you guys download this app called fetchrewards, and then use my promo code A6NP6, you’ll get 2,000 free points which is basically 2 free dollars, even if you don’t use the app it’ll help me out cause I’ll get a little bit too! The app is easy to use and you get free gift cards just for scanning receipts that you’d throw out anyways, thanks!!!!!

[swimbakesleepeat]

GUYS HI FREE MONEY

Soooo if you guys download this app called fetchrewards, and then use my promo code A6NP6, you’ll get 2,000 free points which is basically 2 free dollars, even if you don’t use the app it’ll help me out cause I’ll get a little bit too! The app is easy to use and you get free gift cards just for scanning receipts that you’d throw out anyways, thanks!!!!!

[just-cat-memes]

[pussylipgloss]

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

[qoa]

me with patron silver tbh

[bangays]

tbh strawberitas

[swimbakesleepeat]

Blue raspberry 99

[toastbutteregg]

ONE WEEK LEFT TIL MY FIRST USA TRIP

things I’m excited about:

Weather

Shopping

[jupiter9801]

Please do not be excited about the weather here it can smell optimism

[toastbutteregg]

omg pls don’t scare me I easily get scared

plus i dont think it’ll be worse than PH it’s like 32°C here

[swimbakesleepeat]

HAHAH IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE

[paradoxicalissue]

follow the person i reblogged this from

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

[jakelong95]

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

[approach]

nahumanity:

woah this is sick! thanks so much

[catchymemes]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WHAT?!?

[teenagerposts]

When gas prices hit $6.35

[swimbakesleepeat]

With purchase of car wash tho

[svinto]

@america​ explain

[hierarches]

Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain!

@captioned-vines

[enlargers-deactivated20170205]

its a french interpretation of an algonquin word

[swimbakesleepeat]

YAS linguistics

[trapcard]

mood.

[jasontoddsballs]

The anti Jennifer Lawrence

[virgoassbitch]

Shez a Scorpio lmao

[blackmodel]

the tone of “not at all”

[istilldontknowher]

jennifer lawrence just went into anaphylactic shock

[existenceisanillusion]

[beancrossing]

Delete this

[swimbakesleepeat]

Why buttons. Why not a zipper.

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[refinery29]

This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion

Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.

[afunnyfeminist]

That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.

[profeminist]

[profeminist]

More posts on Dr. Willie Parker

[outforhealth]

Willie Parker is a HERO among common people! 

[eclecticmuses]

Dr. Parker is one of the few things I like about Alabama and we are so fortunate to have him here.

[loosinmynoodles]

Wow god looks just like how I imagined

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[zuckr]

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

[toastbutteregg]

ladies, how old were you when you learned that you can peel nail filers to reveal a new one?

[swimbakesleepeat]

Today years old

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, November 18, 1956

[swimbakesleepeat]

THATS MY PAPER THATS MY PAPER