can u do a haikyuu teachers au??
talks with a Spanish accent 24/7 even if he’s not actually Spanish
flirts with every single male teacher
prides himself to be the school fashion icon
knows all the school gossips
thinks he’s friend with all his students
gives his lessons while sitting on the desk
he takes a student failing his subject as a personal defeat
“Those who do not know history’s mistakes are doomed to repeat them”
every male student’s icon
“Now remember, if you multiply a number by zero, the result will always be zero which is, unironically, the number of fucks I give about you”
never bothered to learn his students’ names
gets offended when corrected
“ahahahahah right, as if”
is actually the devil personified
gives surprise quizzes on last year’s program
loves his students very much but he doesn’t show
“You don’t have to worry about the test, it’s easy for people who actually studied :)”
wears the lab coat with rolled up sleeves
“No, I’m not teaching you how to make crystal meth. The chemistry course is next year.”
gets drunk with his students during school trips
everyone thinks he’s the coolest
so fluent everyone wonders if he’s a native speaker
he purposefully adds fuel to the mystery every day
points out during class if a student has a love bite
“It’s fine if you don’t pay attention to me, as long as you don’t disturb the class”
“I’m getting my revenge when I’ll grade your test anyway"
calls his students “monkeys”
“there’s no such thing as bad weather"
his warm up consists of 100 laps around the school building
personally challenges every single student in every single sport
sulks when someone beats him
gives surprisingly deep life lessons
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