Sock Ghooost

Alright hello. Listen here I'm a loser and I'm gonna freak out in the tags a lot ok I'm sorry but I just wanna be honest with you right now. Thank.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hotvampireadjacent]

age: 17

[poisonseaurchins]

[notaficwriter]

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

[nickyvmlp]

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

[calkoscc-deactivated20181204]

Livin’ la Vida Loca

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[onlyhuman]

[entrrropy]

e'dawn and hyuna dating confirmed

50% of people: openly supporting them! showering them with love because they both are wonderful and deserve to be in a strong and trusting relationship!!

other 50% of people: god how i wish i was e'dawn

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[blackpyrefly]

troubling graffiti spotted in manarola

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

all i see is a band name and a debut album title

[gaminginsanity]

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[kerminghaos-deactivated20220823]

this is the best thing I have ever made

[parakavka]

[parakavka]

#he has a sock !!!!!

[summitmermaid]

[pdlcomics]

Do it, Turtle

[lesbiansana]

it’s 👏 what 👏 he 👏 deserves 👏

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

PWEASE,

[heyimdry]

im switching to teamspeak

[reinhardt-the-dragon-slayer]

have you ever wanted to hurl yourself into an endless abyss

[freakxwannaxbe]

y’all are weak, if anything this makes me want to use discord even more

[iminyournotis]

this is amazing customer service, everyone saying “cursed” and “die” in the comments will not survive and will be pruned

[cavatas]

have a nectarine & relax