ZOMBZ

【✮】꒦꒷ Zombz ꒷꒦【✮】➛ He - him regret-the-elevator in a previous life

[limirror]

Do people even know about the kaiji butt battle pachislot video

[jest-thejester]

was on call with @freakgod69 last night and he was talking about this video for like 15 minutes straight

[jest-thejester]

Hi my pc was hacked 😭 i got banned from dandys world and idk wat happened

it says i got banned 4 anticheat so they wont let me appeal it please help

[yeuc-c]

is scag on 4chan and if so is she on 4chan anonymous

scag does not have access to the internet at all thankfully

[jest-thejester]

does she think she invented talking like that

[em0goose]

Posting ocs is so embarrassing. Here's my stupid loser I guess. You can kill me if you want

[cuppydogshane]

i love my pervert mutuals #mypervertmutuals

[i-kiss-objects]

Today's object

Computer servers!

I love these hhgjjmmh im normal i swear

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Submissions are open!

[robofreaker]

God i wish that were me

[0to60in3businessdays]

[jest-thejester]

someone hacked my roblox account and took about 3500 robux 😢 cant even report it to get it back

was gonna use that for a commission too

[blondebrainpowered]

Kermit the Frog

[the-muppet-joker]

"Darling, don't bother me. Daddy Kermit is on a very important work call. Yes, Kitten, I know I said I was going to show you exactly what this Muppet Hole can do, but right now I am busy engaging in Capitalism. Later, however.... Heh. Let's just say my Hand will be the one controlling you, Pet ♡ Now go away I really need to go back to my zoom meeting like seriously"

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: There are zero (0) listings for a "Slime Job" on Indeed.com (untagged). Who does Norman Light ( @the-muppet-joker )think he is kidding?

[the-muppet-joker]

GRRRR.... WHY I OUGHTA... I'LL SHOW YOU A SLIME JOB!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

My therapist (this a new one, not to be confused with the one I hit with my car) is a very straight-laced, youth pastor type guy who does not understand what I am talking about 90% of the time so honestly idk how effective he is as a therapist, but randomly he will zero in on one of my Brain Problems with complete clarity before going back to his default Straight And Neurotypical level of understanding of my general fuck-up-ery. Like I was trying to explain to him why I project so much onto certain fictional characters and why writing fanfiction about them is so cathartic for me, and I could tell I was losing him because he was having a hard time grasping the idea of just, fanfiction in general, but then he suddenly said, "it might feel safer for you to explore scary feelings with creative writing about fictional characters because you actually have control over the things you're writing, as opposed to in the real world, where you feel you have very little control over anything." And I was kind of reeling from that a little, because like, yeah, but then he said "and you use characters you like because it makes you happy to see them, like how I watch any movie that has The Rock starring in it, because it makes me happy to see The Rock." And then he just looked at me like

[the-muppet-joker]

are you aware that gavis bettel vtuber has challenged you to a battle

You can tell VTuber Gavis Bettel that I'm gonna make him into shoes and stomp around in them so that he is Squished Flat. I've played this game before, and... Heh. Let's just say nobody duels the Croaker and Lives.

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: The Muppet Joker ( untagged ) has just released new, “evil pronouns.” Only we were told what those were, and we are not telling you.

For your safety.

[the-muppet-joker]

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SECRET EVIL PRONOUNS????

[ominous-signs]

Does this pop up from Pokemon Go count as a sign?

O i ia o i ous s

[the-muppet-joker]

Are you muppet jokering me right now

[the-muppet-joker]

Absorbing all of the period cramps of all of my followers. You're welcome, females. You're welcome, theys. You're welcome, brotherhood. Menstrating for ALL OF YOU.

[jest-thejester]

thank you my liege, kermit would be proud of you for all your sacrifices