Dr. Ewok

Evansville, Cable company, nerd I like playing games, reading, and rock climbing.

[agnyinnocente]

Pat pat pat.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

This was the most brutal shit that I have ever seen on a commercial. And it came out of nowhere.

[dynastylnoire]

I wasn’t prepared at all

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[omgweatherunderground]

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

[ranma-official]

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

[sunspotpony]

Monopolygamy.

[dangerousnotbroken]

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

[saltwasteland]

You could make a whole polyarmory

[savethematches]

tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny

[little-sister-shotgun]

Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.

[tomwilso]

this sure is a hot take (x)

[1squirtle]

when she tells you her parents aren’t home

[bpdpenguin]

the first 3 seconds of this are better than the entirety of the dc cinematic universe

[vladtheunfollower]

woman: no bra

me: (politely) 👀

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[crap-userrname16]

[hopefulgivereagle-deactivated20]

The new Star Wars looks great!

[toastbutteregg]

what is this oh my goodness

[jacquesattack-deactivated201704]

You don’t fuck with the tray master

[felixontheweb]

HOLY SHIT

[queer-wizard-dad]

This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.

[wordweaver1001]

He just got served

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Man I know emulators are technically considered piracy I guess, and I can see why it would be an issue with newer games (not that most emulators are advanced enough for that anyway), but I just… hhhhhh the way the video game industry operates in regards to old games is so fucking stupid. It’s like

Gamers: Hey, I’m really interested in this game you made a long time ago! Can I play it? Game companies: No.  Gamers: But I’ll give you money! Game companies: We no longer manufacture, support, or distribute that game or the console it’s available on. There’s no way for you to buy it. Gamers: Well, what about this slightly-newer-but-still-outdated game that was never released in my region? Can I play that? I’ll give you money. Game companies: No. You’re only allowed to play games from your region. You can’t buy it from us. Gamers: So, you don’t provide any way for me to purchase these games from you, or to play them in any form? Game companies: Correct. We don’t care about these games anymore. They might as well not exist. Some guy on the internet: Hey, I found some old and foreign games that aren’t sold or available to play anywhere, so I fixed them up so everyone can play them now for free! Here you go! :) Game companies: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. HOW DARE YOU STEAL OUR PROFITS. PLAY THE GAMES LEGALLY OR DIE. Gamers: But you just said there’s no way to play them- Game companies: FUCK YOU

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[candiikismet]

Please get this away from me

[beforethebeautyfades]

My kinks include:

• choking • keep choking me • literally just end my life

[mawyerr-deactivated20130504]

[glumshoe]

Pillow 1: beneath my head

Pillow 2: between my knees

Pillow 3: the huggin’ pillow

Pillow 4: against my back to anchor me to this plane of reality

[glumshoe]

pillows 5-8 do not have formalized roles but are able to arrange themselves into a nest as needed