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Broke: Introducing your catgirl character by having her do something stereotypically cute, like popping out of a cardboard box.

Woke: Having her walk into a room, scream for no discernible reason, smack something off a desk, & then proceed to bully her best friend into giving her food.

Bespoke: All of the above, except it's a room she is explicitly NOT supposed to be in and she walks face-first into the door on her way out.

#Wtiting #Cats #Catgirl

It's been a hell of a year, folks.

Partner left me. Local friends either stopped talking to me or moved out of state. Went legally blind and lost my job. Relatives are unable to take me in. I have no food. If I don't pay my back rent in 2 days I'll be on the street.

Happy Pride.

The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.

quasi-normalcy

A proper detective should be like a force of nature; like an avenging angel conjured into existence in a puff of eccentricities to unravel the crime and right the wrong. Their backstory is irrelevant.

omicheese

#columbo rose out of venice beach fully formed like aphrodite boiling out of seafoam#flanked by cherubs bearing a trench coat and cigar

#Columbo #Writing #IT'S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

catchymemes

#CEASE calling me out

queer-wizard-dad

Solid Snake & Otacon are my favorite aroace gay couple in media.

queer-wizard-dad

It has come to my attention that like every fic with these two writes them romantically, and zi do NOT understand it. They are an old married couple who bicker amusingly and raise a child and engage in illegal espionage, but I just cannot imagine them wanting to kiss each other, let alone anything more. They're too awkward and convinced they're straight (despite having gotten married for Sunny's sake).

#Metal Gear #Short Rant #Solid Snake #Otacon #Writing #Fangic #LGBT #Aroace

*Hears my leitmotif being chanted by a choir in a minor key*

Uh-oh...

#Writing #Bad comedy #Jokes #Film

detectivehole

tumblr id love to support you, if you weren't blatantly and aggressively transphobic with your moderation

detectivehole

tumblr has an untapped market of people who'd like to keep the site running but are morally opposed to how stupidly this place is run and they could tap into that market in just a few months if they apologized publicly and made active and visible efforts to repair and change moderation behaviors

detectivehole

i like tumblr i want to keep it running id like to give it money. but i can't! because you guys keep being bigots, banning people for no good reason. i can only assume there are other people like me who feel the same. you'd think this site, already difficult to monetize, would behave in ways (made already very clear by users) that make it money. but no! transphobic shadow ban for you

queer-wizard-dad

I would not have expected the people who run Tumblr to be transphobic, but I absolutely would expect them to be so bad at basic econ they can't even run a simple CBA.

#Tumblr's nanagement is transphobic

Solid Snake & Otacon are my favorite aroace gay couple in media.

#I am not accepting criticism at this time #.#Metal Gear #LGBT #Solid Snake #Otacon #Aromantic #Asexual

couriernewvegas

actually so true thank u reels

#i'd say I'm more handsome than besutiful #27th

It's that time again!

Life just loves throwing me curve balls the last few weeks. And now one unexpected bill is putting me dangerously close to being back on the street.

So I'm doing emergency writing commissions! Anything you want at all, any fic, any pairing, any content, I don't care. I will put my whole pussy into it.

Prices range from $5 for a short drabble to $50+ for a full blown multi chapter work.

Cashapp: $Bastardzphoenix

Paypal: [email protected]

Let's see if ai can write myself up a miracle to get myself out of this jam. If you read this, have a blessed day and I love you.

#Writing #Emergency commissions #Help needed