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acoolsuggestion

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

universal-invariants

capacity

This is the most legendary tweet I’ve ever read to this day

cyberxbattalion

poikas

“you cant.”

doodlegirll

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

laughconfetti

this has been in my queue for an entire year

lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223

Once, when I was laying in bed subconsciously addicted to misery, I looked outside, saw the sun, and realized I had other options

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horrorlesbians

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

horrorlesbians

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

horrorlesbians

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.”

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

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For those curious:

friendraichu

Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖

kinghardy

“I joined the military to serve my country, not to be its puppet.”

paper-mario-wiki

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

niqabisinparis

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear

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when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

friedegg

whats-your-name-man

cowboyhats

Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More

hyokoh-archive-blog

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

sekai-no-koi

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

teaboot

Fashion designer here! Fashion is completely made up. It’s major social function is to highlight class division and express allegiance to various subcultures. Wear whatever the hell you want as often as you can, and donate to ethical resale outlets

decepti-geek

Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’:

Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final cut. Pull sudden and inexplicable stupid faces. Make up a ridiculous shuffle-dance. Sing that song with the weirdest lyrics you know, loudly and as off-key as possible. Be completely unphotogenic and uncinematic, and it counteracts the irrational fear quite nicely.