get in, loser

we're dealing with our trauma

[cringemaster9001]

kissing girls reblog if you agree

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[megpie71]

Reblogging so I have the links, because I’ve loved all of these.

[adelphicoracle]

Apocalypse day care worker makes me cry like a running faucet. Thank you.

Oh hey, @natalieironside this version has (almost) all the links with it

[triplebatman]

love all of these but it didn’t contain my favorite piece of tumblr fiction: last contact

[the-sleepy-eel]

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner

[aaaangel444]

[dogpuppy]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[findyourocean-deactivated201812]

[railroadsoftware]

you know he sniffed a dirt

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[zoesupreme]

studies show that you want me so bad

[justpinmeagainstawall]

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[whyenn-reader]

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

[sundae-meringue]

I'm gratitudemaxxing rn. I love my comfy bed and chocolate chip cookies and my weird gay friends and blorbo from my shows. I love libraries and parks and movie theaters and restaurants and festivals. I love bubble tea and hip hop and honeysuckle. I love everyone who's reading this.

[blorbo-posting]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually