Party City

[jesusbutbetterrr]

a proper introduction:

he/it

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don't be a bitch

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[kosmogrl]

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[tboy-cock]

"if you take testosterone youll look like your DAD!! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD?!! YOULL LOOK LIKE A GROSS UGLY MAN YOULL LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!" nope! adopted💖

[tboy-cock]

shoutout to the guys saying "my dad is awesome itll be cool if i look like him" but especially shoutout to the guys saying "i will/do look like my dad on t and i am making him suffer for it. he is evil and he HATES that i look like him. im like him but better" yall have a powerful aura

[c4zer]

oh ok

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[fromthecrypt]

u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we're mutuals

[c-ptsdofficial]

me: *is left alone for 0.10 seconds*

me: i am… unlovable

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

[poisonflame]

i am looking at your hips with a normal amount of feeling and not at all thinking about how much i want to dig my nails and teeth into them...........

[peachhyg0gh]

something about a man with nice arms that makes me go a lil bit stupid

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you