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[mustangfanclub]

What #Barricade will look like in the new #Transformers movie!

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[aerogrammestudio]

From  How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely

[irkdesu]

JFC.

[rcmclachlan]

ETCH THIS INTO MY HEADSTONE.

[ablazer]

I just wanted to draw my favorite Prowl design. Everything is better when it comes from shadowplay era !

[siderealv]

A sweet treat for @jetandsilver~ Yum yum.

[daolothic]

Transparent Prowl for all your transparent Prowl needs

Plus my personal fave:

[chickenhugs]

I put daisies in his feathers and he decided it was a good time to take a nap

[dogmatix]

@semianonymity *sends you hugs*

[queerlyexhausted]

There are certain aspects of Tumblr culture that I find really creepy. 

Pulling receipts on people is one of them. 

Even creepier, the people who go out of their way to send asks like “Just so you know, you reblogged so-and-so and they said something homophobic three years ago.” 

Okay? So? I’m just here reblogging dog pictures and funny screen caps from trash tv shows. I don’t really care what so-and-so said three years ago. 

You know who else said ignorant shit three years ago? Me. 

You know who else said ignorant shit three years ago? You, probably. 

I mean, if I reblog something from someone who is actively, currently, human garbage… like if I reblog something from someone who is on par with Donald Trump, go ahead and tell me. 

Otherwise, maybe just let it go and stop pouring so much energy into policing the internet. Most of the people here are in their teens and early twenties. They are going to say ignorant shit that they regret!

If you are currently in your teens and twenties and you’re bristling at the idea that you too may be saying ignorant shit that you are going to regret, just you wait and see. 

Growing up is a constant progression of looking back at your past self and thinking “Oh god, what the fuck was wrong with me?” 

[thepinakes]

The official subdivisions for archeology in the Library of Congress’s book classification system are unintentionally hilarious. 

What are the major topics in archeology? Why, cowbells, of course. And stone heaps. And lanterns of the dead.

[jetandsilver]

@bammshee what happened to you??????

[jetandsilver]

she stick her legy out

[danidan0]

Flying Handsomes!

[dyemooch]

Posted on Twitter, figured I’d post it here too! Pretty much Construction Prowl as I see him. Minus the legs- which would use the same dark gray for his mid-gray, the white as green, and the blacks would be purple.

[dyemooch]

Sure why not reblog it

[jetandsilver]

Exactly how much money should I throw your way for you to do this scene with the Constructicons in Prowl’s colors?

[vintage-computer]

Heard you talking scrap (￣^￣)

[siderealv]

@jetandsilver

[meitb]

頑張るプロールさんに差し入れをしたいビルドロン

[radianceapologist]

@jetandsilver

[destron23]

 Oh gosh, I finally managed to produce this! Would have changed a bit more if I had more time (including not reusing the BG from my Natsu pic), but here’s my pic for Jim Byrnes! Would write more, but heading out for TFCon as we speak!

[cyborgcap]

"The most disturbing trend involves established readers who have sufficient disposable income that they can afford to buy what they like to read. A significant portion of these readers are trimming their title lists by 50% or more because they don’t enjoy the current output. When a dedicated DC customer who was buying EVERY New 52 title in 2011 and 2012 is now buying no DC titles, or a dedicated Avengers/Captain America/Iron Man/Thor customer has dropped all of these series, it’s troubling."

This is from January, but still very relevant as in-shop sales continue to be pretty abysmal. I was that reader, pulling upwards of 30 books a month 2 and 3 years ago. And that tapered off to zero last year. 

[knightinironarmor]

“The most disturbing trend involves established readers who have sufficient disposable income that they can afford to buy what they like to read. A significant portion of these readers are trimming their title lists by 50% or more because they don’t enjoy the current output. When a dedicated DC customer who was buying EVERY New 52 title in 2011 and 2012 is now buying no DC titles, or a dedicated Avengers/Captain America/Iron Man/Thor customer has dropped all of these series, it’s troubling.”

[squeeful]

Lolllllll. They deserve every drop. Fuckers.

[trobador-deactivated20170607]

Corporation *produces something that the audience does not need, want, or enjoy*

Audience: I do not want this tasteless poison for my mind.

Corporation: You will not give us your money?

Audience: No. You have nothing to offer. Nothing that I need, want, or enjoy.

Corporation *dares to be offended*

Buy what you LIKE TO READ.

[gutterballgt]

When I read articles about how “fandom is broken”, how we fans think we can demand whatever we want, I’m always astonished. Isn’t that… how it’s SUPPOSED to work? We, the consumers, buy what we like, not what we’re force-fed.

And when we consumers make a statement that we collectively don’t like something by not buying it, instead of bitching about how no one’s buying, maybe try to produce something that WILL sell. How is that not the natural order of commerce?

I mean, we comics fans are TELLING Marvel and DC what we want, but they keep insisting, NO, you want THIS, so why aren’t you buying it?

[cyborgcap]

^ This is exactly what blows my mind. I actually saw another comics fan suggest it’s the fans fault comics sales are failing. That’s not…how this works…dude. People WILL buy things they want and no one is fucking obligated to buy something that they don’t want and isn’t enjoyable. If I bought a product, brought it home, and it fell to pieces in my hands and didn’t work at all as it was suggested, or simply didn’t suit the purpose I needed it for…people would think me stupid for just buying the same product again. And again. Expecting something different. 

Artistic integrity matters and of course they are free to make whatever art they want…but if one is also trying to sell that art as a product, it complicates matters, and you have to take into account what buyers want. It being an ongoing/shared universe further complicates matters because you need to keep the stories and characters recognizable. You can’t just swap things in and out that don’t fit and then tell consumers they’re full of shit for noticing. We know when we’re being played, and being lied to, and we’re under zero obligation to just passively accept whatever they dish out. This isn’t what I want. It’s not fun for me. So I’m not buying it, or reading it. The end.

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

honestly, it’s HILARIOUS that most of the comic book fans complaining about “SJWs being demanding and boycotting shit” are also proponents of capitalism & the free market

………… well how the fuck u think that works buddy

[adreadfulidea-deactivated202402]

This explains why comics are losing long-time fans, but their inability to gain new ones is just as important and it all comes down to a) lack of interest in what kind of media kids these days like and b) terrible distribution. You can find posts on that HERE and HERE.

When I was young you could buy Spiderman or X-men comics at the drugstore.  That isn’t the case anymore. 

[spookyceeblathers]

that pancake post reminded me of something else too actually somebody remind me later to tell you guys about my favorite UFO sighting story

[spookyceeblathers]

ok so here we go

Meet Joe Simonton.

Now this man right here lived in Eagle River, Wisconsin in 1961 and was just mindin’ his own business like any Wisconsin dweller in the late morning when, according to his statement, a casual, giant fucking UFO landed in his backyard. Stay with me here, aight, because not only did he claim aircraft touched down in his humble little lawn, but apparently a bunch of little dudes got out to ask (telepathically) for water. Bear with me here, ok, because according to him when he came back outside with a thing of water there were a bunch more aliens chilling outside of the ship…

…making pancakes.

As most aliens do upon making contact with other civilizations, truly. 

So apparently they give Joe 3 of these pancake things in exchange for the water and take off because why the fuck would they hang around

and of course in the name of science Joe eats one and claims it tasted like cardboard but anYwAyS

So he takes the pancakes to the authorities to analyze and they find that they are in fact made of flour and grease and yada yada yada so they naturally assume this guy just fried up some pancakes and brought them in BUT

What they can’t explain is the fact that there were actually signs of some form of large object having taken off from Joe’s lawn.

And I can’t get over the fact that somewhere out there in a government handbook there is a section under Project Bluebook that some poor person had to sit and painstakingly write out in great detail that a man supposedly received pancakes from extraterrestrials 

[whethervane]

this is the cutest alien encounter I’ve ever heard of I love every part of it i love the idea of an alien species studying humans and coming to the conclusion that in order to get something they have to give something what do humans love? NUTRIENTS PREPARE THE GRIDDLE WE MUST GIVE THE HUMAN THE PAN-CAKES IT REQUIRES